JESUS and ELVIS - Coincidence or Cosmic Plan?

From [email protected] Fri May 17 01:07:54 1996
Date: Thu, 16 May 1996 19:10:08 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Jesus and Elvis

Some Thoughts on Jesus and Elvis:

Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.

Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.

Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)
Elvis said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)

Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis had irregular eating habits. (e.g. 5 banana splits for breakfast)

Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)

"[Jesus] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow."
(Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.

Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception
High School.

Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to
be his foremost recordings.

Jesus was the lamb of God.
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.

Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.

Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.

Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
Elvis Presley has 12 letters.

No one knows what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stood for.
No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron".

Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.

The letters in JESUS don't spell much of anything else.
But then, neither do the letters in PRESLEY.
The letters in ELVIS spell: "Lives", "Evils", and "Viles".

However, JESUS CHRIST does transmogrify to: "Chess Jurist", "Rich
Justess" (close enough), "Sterjc Sushi" (Czech fingerfood), "Such
Sister J" (a possible `friend' of Elvis??), and "Such jest, Sir!"

Further, ELVIS PRESLEY will also spell: "Less Vile Prey", "Silly
Vespere", "Peerless Vily", and "Riply's Sleeve" (Believe It or Not!)

Moreover, "Christmas" has the same number of letters as "Graceland".
And the three letters shared in common, spell both "arc" and "car".

Lastly - and this is an Internet Exclusive - JESUS and ELVIS were
never both seen in the same place at the same time.

Who's yer Jesus?

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

From [email protected] Thu May 28 21:50:46 1998
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
Date: Sun, 24 May 1998 08:59:18

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King, be one and the same?
You be the judge.

Nickname:
Godzilla: King of Monsters
Elvis: King of Rock

Year Career Started:
Godzilla: 1954
Elvis: 1954

Species:
Godzilla: Giant lizard
Elvis: Giant lounge lizard

Social Order:
Godzilla: Hangs with freaks
Elvis: Had (has?) Michael Jackson for son-in-law

Famous bug battles:
Godzilla: Fought giant caterpillar Mothra
Elvis: Outlasted the Beatles

Vocal quirks:
Godzilla: Terrible dubbing of his movies
Elvis: Never could lip-synch

Eating habits:
Godzilla: Would eat anything
Elvis: Would eat anything fried

Attire:
Godzilla: Played by fat man in rubber suit
Elvis: Was fat man in polyester suit

Alien encounters:
Godzilla: Traveled past Jupiter for Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
Elvis: Was believed to be aboard alien spacecraft on Independence Day

Crusades:
Godzilla: Fought pollution in Godzilla vs. Smog Monster
Elvis: Absorbed all forms of pollution into his own body

Farewell:
Godzilla: Has eaten the building
Elvis: Has eaten everything in the building

Don't step on my blue suede shoes http://www.rathergood.com/elvis/

http://www.trailerghost.com/ghost/

Signs Your Mobile Home is Haunted

1. A can of Skoal mysteriously floats through the air.
2. Blood drips out of your simulated wood paneling.
3. The eyes on the velvet Elvis painting move.
4. The room is spinning, and you're not even drunk yet.
5. That Camaro in your front yard isn't on blocks - it's levitating by itself.
6. Your dog, Bo, gets sucked into the TV set, and he's blocking your view of rasslin'.
7. That mysterious scratching below the floorboards? The Telltale Raccoon.
8. The chain the ghost rattles is attached to his wallet.
9. You feel an eerie presence every time "Freebird" plays on the radio.
10. The trailer is shaking, but there's no tornado in sight.
11. Your Dale Earndhart bed sheets have eyeholes cut in them.
12. The ghost is completely invisible except for the tobacco juice running down his chin.
13. Mysterious footsteps seem to be stomping out "Achy Breaky Heart".
14. There's a funny howlin' noise comin' from the corn crib -- no wait that's Jimmy.
15. You hear strange moaning -- but only during Shania Twain videos.
16. You're missing four PBR's, and the missus only drinks Old Milwaukee.
17. The lights turn on and off even though you paid the power bill.
18. You hear blood-curdling screams, but both neighbors are still in jail.
19. You get a mysterious phone call that says, "I know what you did last NASCAR race."
20. Instead of saying "boo" the ghost says "boo-ya'll!"
21. The veneer of window grime looks just like Calvin... and he's peeing on YOU!!
22. Instead of naked women, your playing cards, all of a sudden, have pictures of covered bridges on them.
23. The folks on Jenny Jones discuss domestic problems that eerily resemble your own.
24. You get a creepy feelin' and it ain't because Richard Simmons is on TV.
25. You come home one day and it's clean.

From wocka-wocka-request Tue Sep 5 22:31:22 2000
Date: Tue, 5 Sep 2000 22:35:56 -0500
From: tom wible <[email protected]>
Subject: Jesus vs Win95

Let's compare Windows 95 against another savior, Jesus Christ...

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry.

If you have less than half a brain, you believe it. Could it be?

JC: Can walk on water.
Win95: Can crawl on a 486.

JC: Sits in judgment at the pearly gates.
Win95: Will be used to judge Bill Gates.

JC: Started life as a carpenter.
Win95: Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.

JC: Born in a manger.
Win95: Resembles something found in a barn.

JC: Remembered for protecting the weak.
Win95: Has weak memory protection.

JC: Was raised from the dead.
Win95: Was created from Windows 3.1.

JC: Jesus performed great works for multitudes.
Win95: Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.

JC: Jesus has no sin.
Win95: Windows 95 has no shame.

You decide.

From [email protected] Thu Dec 24 21:30:57 1998
From: [email protected] (George Herbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Llarry died for your sins
Date: 23 Dec 1998 22:49:57 -0800

Llarry died for your sins

So I was up on a hill listening to the birds and the fog come in, when Llarry the Llama decided to visit and say hi.

"Did you know people are saying I died for all your sins?" he said, chewing his cud as usual.

"But you're eternal, Llarry. How can you have died?"

Llarry looked over. "Are you sure you sinned?" he answered, chewing away.

-george
Llarry is a trick question.
We accept that as the first rule, based on obvious signs.
Some days, though, he's a scary trick question.

Have you found Jesus yet?

A drunk staggers past a church congregation getting baptised in the river.
The minister stops what he is doing and asks the drunk to come to the river.
The drunk walks to the river's edge where the minister asks "Are you saved?"
The drunk, with a puzzled look on his face says, "No".
The minister grabs the drunk by the collar and dunks him under the water.
After pulling him up, the minister asks "Have you found Jesus?"
"Hic ... No" answers the drunk.
Without hesitation, the minister again, dunks the drunk ... this time holding him under a little longer. "Have you found Jesus?" the minister asks again.
"Err ... No" mumbles the drunk.
Frustrated, the minister holds the drunk under for one full minute.
"NOW, have you found Jesus, Son?" yells the minister.
To which the drunk replies "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Jesus saves sinners... and redeems them for valuable cash prizes!

Jesus saves! Gretzky scores! One wrong move and we risk the cup. Play the man, not the puck.

Jesus died for your sins. It's only respectful to give him his money's worth.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale."

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven different last names in the church directory.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized "Wheeling" washtub.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... instead of a bell; you are called to service by a duck call.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink."

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... "Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too.

You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... the final words of the benediction are "Y'all come back now, ya heah."

God Bless and don't Y'all fergit ta say yer prayers!!!

Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners

* Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
* It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
* If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
* Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT
* Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
* A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
* Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE
* While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
* Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone .. deodorant is a waste of good money.

DATING (Outside the Family)
* Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
* Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
* Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
* Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, "Ya sure don't sweat much for a fat broad."

WEDDINGS
* Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
* Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
* For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too s sporty an appearance.
* Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
* When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
* Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
* When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
* Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
* Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER
* All the DNA is the same.
* There are no dental records.

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where to Live After Retirement

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

You can live in California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud and Drought.

You can live in New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan .
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature".
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn.
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can live in Maine where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.

You can live in the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc.

You can live in Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You can live in the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

Or, you can live in Florida where...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Dictionary of Musical Terms

WindowsReallyGood http://www.deanliou.com/WinRG/WinRG.htm

On-line Jukebox http://www.tropicalglen.com/

Dry your eyes, Elvis fans, the king lives on! Sit back and enjoy the man himself, the King of Wok and Roll, Chelvis: The Chinese Elvis http://www.chelvisonline.com/.

Where Is The King? Check the Elvis Sighting Bulletin Board http://elvissightingbulletinboard.com/

Mojo Nixon - Elvis is everywhere http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hkIN38qnY

Who knew that Jesus played tackle football and danced ballet? http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

Jesus Christ Super Store Now open Sundays! http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

Now you can dress Jesus anyway that you want! http://www.jesusdressup.com Or take revenge on Bob http://www.normalbobsmith.com/revenge/

Make your own Picasso with Mr. Picassohead http://www.mrpicassohead.com/

Jesus of the Week Featuring Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter http://www.jesusoftheweek.com

The Miraculous Winking Jesus http://www.winkingjesus.com/

Bored with regular Jesus? Spice up your wall with BunGeeZus.

The evolution of the fish emblem http://www.EvolveFISH.com/

Jesus, The Hot Air Balloon http://www.merrittministry.org/jesushom.htm

OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries http://objective.jesussave.us/ addresses the Error Of Triclavianism http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html#06-19-2003 and Educates about Creationism http://objective.jesussave.us/creation.html and Reclaims Halloween http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html

Landover Baptist Church -- Guaranteeing salvation since 1612 http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Landover Baptist Church -- The Store http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/

Halloween Outreach http://www.halloweenoutreach.com/ -- exposing the darkness by sharing the light

Read all about the Copernican and Darwinian Myths at http://www.fixedearth.com/

Posthumorus Celebrity Jokes http://www.deathsucks.com/

Forbes Top Earning Dead Celebrities
Elvis: $45M
Charles Schulz: $35M
John Lenon: $22M
Andy Warhol: $16M
Dr. Seuss: $10M

Dead Or Alive? http://deadoraliveinfo.com/

Leave messages for those you care about at http://www.mylastemail.com/

We want your soul http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/

Diamonds are forever http://www.lifegem.com/

Jackhammer Jesus http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
"Can't touch this? Oh yes you can."
Jesus was a carpenter, now he's a power tool.
He's the baddest and the best in all Nazareth.
The jackhammer Jesus has just one safety rule:
feet first, feet first, not the head, ya fool.

Jesus Hates Smut http://www.jesushatessmut.com/

Church Sign Generator http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/index.php

Visit the Jesus Museum http://www.jesusmuseum.com/

Did Jesus have short hair? http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/5043/Shorthair.html

Check your name with the Anti-Christ Calculator http://www.geocities.com/iamthekey_2000/calculator.html

David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist, proof at http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

The Exorcist in 30 seconds, re-enacted by cartoon bunnies http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html

The Norman Rockwell Code http://www.thenormanrockwellcode.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BffPAw4HMME#GU5U2spHI_4

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/

Excuses for missing church http://members.tripod.com/Madtbone/church.htm

Confess on-line to Sister Mary de las Rosas http://agep.home.netcom.com/confession.html

End-Time Deliverance Ministry (No Demons Allowed) http://www.demonbuster.com/

Watch Christian Anime http://www.christiananime.net/

Buy your church clothes at Modest Apparel USA http://www.modestapparelusa.com/

Bible study insoles http://in-souls.com/

Put the image of Jesus on your food -- order the Jesus Pan now! http://jesuspan.com/

The King of the Jews drinks Budweiser, the King of Beers http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=4354235 and http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Jesus_beer_billboard_causing_quite_a_stir and http://colorado.indymedia.org/newswire/display/13975/index.php and http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/archives/2006/07/jesus_beer_bill.html and http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=71;t=001348;p=0

Find Jesus in a beer glass. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2357935,00.html and http://www.ekklesia.co.uk/content/news_syndication/article_060914jesus.shtml Thank the Churches Advertising Network http://www.churchads.org.uk/

Toast Spotted On Jesus http://www.urlesque.com/2010/02/22/toast-spotted-on-jesus/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/23/toast-miraculously-spotte_n_473406.html

Is this Jesus? http://myspace.com/isthisjesus

Balloon Jesus http://timesonline.typepad.com/faith/2008/08/balloon-jesus.html?OTC-widgets&ATTR=tolblogs

Raptor Jesus http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Raptor_Jesus

Big Butter Jesus http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/11/big-butter-jesus-dominate_n_494906.html

Stuff That Looks Like Jesus http://stuffthatlookslikejesus.com/

Jesus has a web site http://www.divinetruth.com/ http://www.divinetruth.com/PDF/FAQ/JesusIdentity/20121030%20Jesus%20Identity%20S01Q01.pdf

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus http://www.sonic.net/~paul/humour/msg00020.html
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Venn-like state of mind http://somethinkfun.blogspot.com/2009/10/venn-like-state-of-mind-part-4.html

Make your own virtual concert ticket http://www.says-it.com/concertticket/ or other items http://says-it.com/

Buy a ticket to heaven http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

Book your afterlife at http://www.mos.org/quest/et/index.php http://eternitytravel.com

Clone yourself at http://www.godsendinstitute.org/

Check the progression of prophecy as scored by the rapture index http://www.raptureready.com/

How God is managing the 2011 rapture http://theoatmeal.com/comics/rapture

The Gematriculator http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/ uses the infallible methods of Gematria http://www.wordworx.co.nz/panin.html to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Select your Unitarian Jihad Name at http://homepage.mac.com/whump/ujname.html

Read the latest cult news at http://cultnews.com/

Scientology http://www.rickross.com/groups/scientology.html
Operation Clambake http://www.xenu.net/
Wikipedia Scientology entry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
Welcome To "ScienTOMogy" The "Passion Of Cruise" http://scientomogy.info

Ask for a sign from http://www.yo-god.com/

Sleep in Armor of Gd PJs http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

Chocolate Deities are delicious http://www.chocolatedeities.com/

Take a cruise on the Ship of Fools, "the magazine of Christian unrest" http://shipoffools.com/

Watch and Pray at the Diocese of Wenchoster http://www.pharisaios.co.uk/

Why won't God heal amputees http://whydoesgodhateamputees.com/

How do we know that Christians are delusional? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HVuw1wEuaAQ

10 questions that every intelligent Christian must answer http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHJ4ztnldQ

Davey and Son of Goliath http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?section=videos&Id=39&play=2

Welcome to the First Church of Shatnerology, the Most Holy-n-High Church of the Blinding Light of the Holy Glowing Form of the One Toupeed and Gloriously Bloated Shatner! http://www.shatnerology.com/

Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

The Passion Reloaded http://passionreloaded.com/

Christian Femdoms -- praise Jesus and lick my boots, you filthy worm http://www.geocities.com/christianfemdom/parlor.html

Captain Kirk sees Khan http://www.khaaan.com/

Browse the Encyclopedia Mythica http://www.pantheon.org/

Photos of people touched by a noodly appendage http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/flyingspaghettimonster/
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has its own Wikipedia page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
The Bacon-tarian proposes The Carbonara Compromise at http://bacontarian.com/?p=45
Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament http://www.nifnaks.com/creations-shop/christmas/flying-spaghetti-monster-tree-ornament/detailed-product-flyer.html
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