From: "Obsessed With Michael Jackson" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Sun, 04 Aug 2002 22:21:54 -0500
hello buttcrack or i mean william
this is nicky williams here. i just wanted to comment you on your website and how wonderfully stupid it is.
GO RAPE URSELF U DUMB BOOGER BRAIN. U R SOO MEAN! WHY DID U MAKE THAT SITE? ITS REALLY DISRESPECTFUL AND U SHOULDNT DO THAT! AND JUST SO U WERE WONDERING, MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT BLEACH HIS SKIN! HE HAD A SKIN DISEASE CALLED VITILGO AND IF U DONT BELIEVE ME YOU BUTTHOLE U CAN GO CHECK IT OUT ON YAHOO! AND MICHAEL JACKSON DIDNT MOLEST NO CHILD! HE LOVES CHILDREN AND HE SAID THAT HE WOULD RATHER SLIT HIS WRISTS THAN MOLEST A CHILD SO U R A STUPID DUMB FAT RETARDED LIAR WHO LIKES TO RAPE TREES! AND U MAY THINK THEYRE FUNNY BUT HOW WOULD U FEEL IF SOMEONE SAID THAT TO U? WELL, HERES HOW IT MIGHT FEEL:
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A QUADRISEXUAL (MALE, FEMALE, ANIMAL, PLANT) RAPIST AND YOU? NOTHING, ONLY THE QUADRISEXUAL RAPIST ONLY RAPES, NOT DISCRIMINATE PEOPLE.
YOU WALKED INTO A STORE AND GO UP TO THE CLERK. YOU ASK HIM, "DO U SELL CONDOMS FOR MY SIZE?" AND THE CLERK SAYS "YES WHY?" AND U SAY "I NEED SOME CUZ MY SON DOESNT WANNA GET PREGNANT."
A BREAST WHO?
UR A BREAST SUCKER WHO LIKES TO RAPE BUTTCRACKS.
there. now do u no how it feels? bad right? well then michael jackson probably feels bad too, he is a normal person like u and me and he doesnt deserve to be discriminated like this. so u should just cancel ur site and just go poop on urself.
Thanks to Obsessed/NiCkY for sending my first fan mail,
with extra credit for being semi-literate and UPPER-CASE!!!
Obsessed/NiCkY, if you weren't so obsessed, you might learn how to spell and how to come up with something better than "booger brain".
Kindergarten is calling -- it wants your insults back.
From: Erutan2@aol.com Wed Oct 23 16:59:23 2002
Subject: saw your site
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 15:51:23 EDT
your mj jokes suck. it's because they're all based on lies that you're
gullible enough to believe. that's pretty sad and pathetic. don't be bitter
because you know he's a better person than you. why don't you do some good
for people yourself, instead of putting others down and telling bad jokes
about lies. then maybe you could actually amount to something in this World.
think about it. peace, thanks, and God bless you.
From: email@example.com Wed Oct 23 17:02:37 2002
From: "heidi marie Bakke" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: About your site.
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 18:00:45 +0200
When are the lies going to stop? Is it a chance that Michael will ever in his life time live one year without any lies said about him, is that possible? Or am I only dreaming? I will tell you now, I am only dreaming, the day Michael die, is the day he will get respect, and people will feel bad for talking so much mean about him, then its payback time to those bad people who made up the lies. Then they will regret every word that they said, because that day millions of people will light candle and cry, as if it was their own family that died. They will see hurt faces, tears falling down, that is what they will see. Wait, that is what I am seeing now, but on Michaels face, tears falling down. Why? Is it really so funny to make up rumours about a person? That only wish good for others, that dont care if you are the one you are. He is the best person on this earth; he has helped thousands of people, why is it needed to hurt such a good man? Its horrible! Its disgusting; would people say awful lies about Mother Theresa? No, because shes good, but isnt Michael good? I do not quite understand anything of this. Maybe the tabloid can tell me? Hum, But then again, no, because it is they who make up lies.
This is actually about the child molesations and only half of the true story... It was actually an assignment on school, but I kept it I want you to read it...
I want to show you something about this, before you start to judge him, I want you to read his speech about this case.
Throughout my life, I have only tried to help thousands upon thousands of children to live happy lives. It brings tears to my eyes when I see any child who suffers. I am not guilty of these allegations. But if I am guilty of anything, it is of giving all that I have to give to help all children over the world. It is of loving children of all ages and races. It is of enjoying through them the childhood that I mist myself. If I am guilty of anything it is of believing what God said about children: Suffer little children to come unto me and forbid them not, for such is the kingdom of heaven. In no way do I think that I am God, but I try to be God-like in my heart.
Ok, just want to say that approximately 7600 of child abuse occur each year, but around 7200 are false! A child abuser abuse around 30-60 children each year, and during their whole life time around 380 children, they NEVER get satisfied, but only ONE child has accused Michael for molesting him. Does that sound weird to you? No, well let me continue.
The name of the boys father is Evan Chandler. Evan Chandler was a dentist. He never actually wanted to be a dentist, but a writer. He wanted to write manuscript to Hollywood. And that he did one time, but never made it. But lets focus a bit on fathers dental career. Back in 1976 he did restoration work on sixteen of a patients teeth, during only one visit. An examination of the work, the board of dental Examiners concluded, revealed gross ignorance and/or inefficiency in his profession. The board revoked his licence, but instead suspended him for ninety days, and placed him on probation for two and a half year.
Evan was married, but the wife left him, some says that she left him because of his temper. Then they settled in court that Evan was to pay $500 to child support. But in 1993 when the Jackson scandal broke out he owed her $68, ooo.
Later yet another person, this time a model, sued him. He did restoration work for her. And in court he said she had signed under papers that said she was aware of the risk. Then when the lawyer asked to see the paper he said it was stolen from his Jaguar. The lawyer said thats like saying the dog ate my home work. They settled out from court for an undisclosed sum.
Before Evans son got friends with Michael Jackson, he never paid any attention to the son.
Later Evan welcomed Michael and his friendship with his son. Evan even suggested that Michael built an addition to the house, where Michael could live, later he asked him to build a house. But that never happened.
The boys brother said, Whenever they were in bed together they always had their clothes on, Ive never seen any sexual misconduct either.
Later Evan Chandler called Dave Schwartz and Dave taped the phone call. In that conversation he talked about his concern for his son and his anger on Jackson and his ex-wife. When Chandler tried to get his ex-wife attention, and tried to talk about his concern about their son, she told him to go fuck yourself.
He also told Dave that he had been practising what to say and not to say. Then when Dave asked him what he was so upset about, he only said that Michael had broke up the family. Money was never mentioned in this phone call.
In the same conversation Evan said, Everything is settled, all I have to do is call a person and there is no way I loose, I will win big time. Ill just have to call this guy and he will destroy everything in the most mean and nasty way, and I give him full authority to that.
He also said this I will win big time no matter what, they will loose, my ex-wife will loose custody of our son, and Michaels career will be over!
Dave also asked, How does that help the boy? Evan replied, Thats irrelevant to me.
So instead of going to the police, Evan went straight to a lawyer and the
worst of them all, Barry Rothman. In the taped conversation Evan also said
I hired the worst son of the bitch, hes mean, hes nasty, and all he wants is to make this publicity, he wants to crush as many people as he can, he want to destroy them.
Barry Rothman is the worst lawyer anyone could get the hand to. Hes just mean, but also actually very smart. People said he planned everything with the child abuse, EVERYTHING!
Later that year (1992) Evan told his ex-wife about everything. When his ex-wife said this is baloney he threatened her that he would make this public. The ex-wifes old attorney said "What parent in his right mind would want to drag his child into the public spotlight? If something like this actually occurred, you'd want to protect your child."
Bert Fields was Michaels lawyer since 1990, and Fields asked the investigator Pellicano to help sort things out. The same day he drove to Century City condominium where Chandlers son stayed. Without Jackson there, Pellicano "made eye contact" with the boy and asked him, he says, "Very pointed questions": "Has Michael ever touched you? Have you ever seen him naked in bed?" The answer to all the questions was no. The boy repeatedly denied that anything bad had happened.
The boy never accused Michael for any wrong doing, until a day after a visit in his fathers Beverly Hills dental office.
The boy was given the drug Amytal. This drug makes the person that has it injected believe everything that the other person says to him/her. They used this drug on soldier under World War 2. The person that has it injected believe that it is a truth serum, like what other people say to you, is the truth. This is what happened. The day after they got out from that dental office the boy started accusing Michael for abusing him. Doesnt that just sound weird to you?
What the father said about this was, I was using the drug to sedate my son during a tooth extraction. While another very wise and very good doctor said, I would never use that drug.
Dr. John Yagiela the coordinator of the anesthesia and pain control department of UCLA's school of dentistry says, "It's unusual for it to be used for pulling a tooth. It makes no sense when better, safer alternatives are available. It would not be my choice."
Then the investigation of Michael Jacksons ranch began. Let me tell you this, Michael had no clue that they were investigating his ranch. The guard at the gates called Michael and said Im sorry Michael I couldnt stop them! Im so sorry! Then Michael asked, Stop who, what are you talking about? The guard said, the Los Angeles police department, they are investigating your house right now! Michael hung up the phone. Michael at that moment was so hurt, like someone just putted a knife through his heart. He asked why do they do this to me? What have I done to make them do this? I love children, I dont want to hurt them, I love children, and I never hurt them!
For the proof from the house? Hum, well all I can say is NOTHING! They found not a thing, and they just brazed in his house without Michaels knowledge. They searched through everything, I mean everything. Every diary, every note book, every closet every bed.
The police was SO sure Michael was guilty, oh yeah they were. They called up over 30 children, and asked them if Michael had done them wrong. No, no one said that Michael had ever done anyone of them wrong. The police even said to the children, we have nude photos of you, and maybe then the children would say Michael really had done them wrong. The children still denied. Its sick isnt it?
"The officers admitted they only had one boy," says Freeman, who attended the meeting, "but they said, 'We're convinced Michael Jackson molested this boy because he fits the classic profile of a paedophile perfectly.' "
And as a doctor says, theres no such thing as a classic profile of a paedophile
The search continued, but still no real proof. Only stories from people around that didnt even have any proof. Michael that still wasnt aware of the massive coverage and how hostile it was, just wanted to get back to the country and settle.
But then the hell broke out. Michael came back to the US, and saw his face and headlines and his name all over the news and in tabloids, there was no way he could not see it.
When Michael came home a maid said that she heard him cry, cry so badly. Like a little child, it was horrible. The days got worse and worse. Until the day Michael had gotten enough and asked his lawyers what to do. The lawyer told Michael that this could continue for over 7 years, and still it wouldnt maybe be settled. Michael did not manage this hell for 7 or more years. What would you feel, if you came home from a trip, suddenly your face and name is all over? People called you names, when you woke up the people around looked seeking at you as you were a prisoner that just killed someone. People afraid of you, people accusing you. When you tuned into the TV your face was on the screen, when you woke up and were going to read the paper your name was on the front cover, saying you had done something, which you knew you had not done. What would you do, what you would feel? Bad, you wouldnt manage it, well Michael didnt.
Michael decided the best thing to do was to agree with the sum he had to pay, its actually undisclosed, but it is said its around $20 million.
I just want to add something if youre not convinced. If your child had been molested by a person especially a super star, would you let that person pay you and then continue to molest other children? No, you would do anything to have that person in jail, so you knew that your and others children was safe from that person. You wouldnt have cared about any money; you just would have wanted your child to be safe. But that did not seem to matter for Evan Chandler. All that matter was that he got the money he wanted, and to destroy Michaels career. What kind of person acts that way? Let me tell you, mean persons, bad and horrible and cold minded persons!
I hope you are convinced, because Michael is such a great person, and he would never hurt a living being, not even if he had to die himself. He would never touch a child if that child didnt want him to touch. Michael would not have looked at anyone, if they did not want him to look. Michael is such a beautiful human being, and I hope you will not continue to judge him, but try to love a man everyone should have in their heart, and that is Michael Jackson. I dont ask you to call him the king of pop, thats you own choice I ask you do not judge a person.
I hope you will some way try to change your opinion on Michael, because he's never done you or me or any other person in this world any harm, YOU choose to belive it or not.
Goddag Heidi! Det er meget imponerende.
Was your "school assignment" for creative writing, by any chance???
I hope that you got an "A" -- you deserve it for this!
Takk for alt.
From oaol.com!ashleysangel1501 Wed Oct 23 18:29:49 2002
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 18:30:25 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
how are u? no wait, I don't CARE because you are disrespecting Michael Jackson!!!!!!!! how would YOU feel if people cracked jokes about you, huh? it is not nice at all. I demand that you delete that part of your website. for one, he didn't molest any children. he loves them. he said he would rather slit his wrists than hurt a child. it's not in his nature. second of all, he did not bleach his skin...he has a skin pigment disorder called Vitiligo. if you would like more information about that I would gladly give it to you. but I suppose you are too IGNORANT and STUPID to understand the concept of a medical condition. how about this, why don't you write a letter to him yourself of all the idiotic jokes that are on your dumb webpage. I really hope you are too chicken to do that because Michael does not need that right now. people watch his every move! it's like he can't even walk two steps without someone taking a picture or asking for something! maybe you should spend at least ONE DAY in his shoes. then you would know how he feels. well that is all. I hope you have a VERY bad life, you scumbag.
with no love to you,
a very angry MJ fan
P.S. don't bother to email me back unless you have something nice to say or you are apologizing. thank you.
I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I read the part about disrespecting Michael Jackson.
From: email@example.com Thu Oct 24 13:31:15 2002
From: "MJ luvin Belvoirite" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 19:34:07 -0400
listen, if you want to dis MJ, then do it all you want to urself...but doing something like all of those stupid, pathetic, good for nothing, ignorant jokes is just a waste of time.; ur not amusing anyone but yourself.; now if u hate him so much, y do u waste ur time writing all these stupid things about him.; admitt it, u love the guy, u just think others will not like u if u say that.; im just saying that if u wanna mess with MJ u mess w/ all of his fans, and unless ur willing and actually wanna take crap from all of us, i sugest that u take that off ur site and pick up some other hobby that amuses people BESIDES u...
From: Vballgrl155@aol.com Thu Oct 24 13:31:28 2002
From: "Dasha" <Vballgrl155@aol.com>
Date: Wed, 23 Oct 2002 22:10:19 EDT
Subject: Michael Jackson
you have absolutely no right to judge michael jackson! he has a DISEASE called vitiligo! it has been proven scientifically! what is it going to take for you to stop gossiping about him? and then when the poor man dies you will be saying only good things about him, right?? because you know that all you are saying is lies, and the only reason you are telling lies is for MONEY. you are greedy, greedy people and if you understood what was in michael jackson's heart there is no way you would be bashing him like this. HE HAS DONATED HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO CHARITY!!! thats 500 million ($500,000,000). That is an incredible amount of money and it is in the guiness world book of records, making him the most generous celebrity in history! please, dont make h im out to be the bad guy because you make it so hard for him to live. he DOES have feelings and is an extremely sensitive person. it hurts him that people like you say untrue things about him very much. i would very much appreciate it if you would reverse your bad image which you have given michael or simply STOP spreading these untrue rumors. he has done more for the world than you ever will in your entire lives!
From Daniel Sun Oct 27 12:45:41 2002
Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 04:20:29 EST
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes
lmao, Awesome work on the MJ jokes page.
From zonnet.nl!cegoosen Sun Oct 27 13:11:55 2002
From: Goosen <email@example.com>
Subject: STOP WRITING ALL THOSE LIES ABOUT MJ!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 19:15:33 +0100
Stop writing those horrible things about Michael!
Stop writing all those lies about Michael!
Stop judging other people!
Start writing the truth about Michael!
This is the truth about Michael:
1. MJ did NOT proclaim himself "King Of Pop," Elizabeth Taylor did.
2. MJ Is loved by people worldwide
3. MJ is NOT a child molester.
4. MJ loves ALL children and would NEVER hurt them.
5. MJ does NOT bleach his skin
Michael has a skin disorder called vitiligo.
"This disease (like Michael at Oprah=B4s 93 interview says) is a despigmentation skin disorder that attacks the skin cells called melanocitos, that are the skin cells that have the Melanina (the protein that gives the colour to the skin and protects it from the ultraviolet rays). This disease like this guy says, be degenerative and don't have symptoms only you'll see a little pots on a little area on this disease choose begins and next this will develop to the rest of the body or get forever in a specific area. I want you know that are two kinds of Vitiligo:
1.- Universal Vitiligo
2.- Normal Vitiligo
Michael has the number one kind of vitiligo THE UNIVERSAL VITILIGO that attacks across all the life and destroys all skin body cells that contains melanina and for that you will see MJ whiter and more whiter every time. And to don't seem like a ghost Michael have to wear make-up and this guy have to cover all his body with long clothes (like you always see MJ too).
One of the things that make admire him in the way we do, is ´cause he really have force and courage to bear all the things the IGNORANT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HIS DISEASE..."
6. MJ is proud of his heritage
7. MJ would give his own life to save another
8. MJ is NOT wacko!
9. MJ is very smart as well as very sensitive to the pain these evil doers inflict upon him.
10. MJ is NOT broke
Two really angry MJ fans
From firstname.lastname@example.org Sun Oct 27 13:32:26 2002
From: "M K" <email@example.com>
Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 16:10:54 +0800
Your site is disgusting and the jokes are pathetic, no one in their right mind thinks they are funny!
PS: I suggest you get professional help because you need it!
From firstname.lastname@example.org Sun Oct 27 13:33:25 2002
From: "nfL ngL " <email@example.com>
Subject: Hi. ( the website )
Date: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 21:31:39 +0000
I just had a little comment about the page where you've put jokes about Michael Jackson.
You are totaly disgusting and a big ignorant. I would not even put an effort on respecting you be cause You don't even know how to respect people yourself.
Your jokes are totaly offesive and disguting. Have some respect for heavan's Sake.
And on top of that You're website and all the others along with yours are stupid as hell.
Sometimes you could Joke around.. but when it comes to this point I think it better stops.
How about you put yourself in his place? ( Having people who jokes around about you with thing that are not even true ) I wonder how you'd feel about it.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Mon Oct 28 12:49:32 2002
From: big mjcollector <email@example.com>
Subject: your website
Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2002 04:49:12 +0000
I saw the page "dedicated" to Michael Jackson.
just three words:
GET A LIFE
With an email address of "firstname.lastname@example.org", I'm sure that you have quite a life -- NOT!
From email@example.com Mon Oct 28 12:49:44 2002
From: "g.bangert" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2002 08:46:56 +0100
***Are you the *GHOST* of *JEALOUSY...????????????????????? ***YEHHHHHHH....I'M SURE YOU ARE !!!!!!!
***GO TO HELL,AND BURN THERE,THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*GREATZ...MY SWEETY AND ME*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From email@example.com Mon Oct 28 12:50:02 2002
From: Jule Jackson <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: think you're cool...???
Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2002 10:47:24 +0100
guess why I'm writing... I hate your stupid jokes about Michael Jackson on your page mj.html. So you really think this is cool -- huuu... ? I think it's garbage. You may now feel confirmed, but maybe you should start thinking about what you do -> right now. I guess you wont think about it a second... cause people like you ain't supposed to think.
an MJ-fan from Germany
From email@example.com Mon Oct 28 17:18:07 2002
Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 22:49:32 -0800 (PST)
From: Amanda Oyer <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to know what the hell is wrong with you. You are one sick asshole. You need to stop making jokes about Michael Jackson. I don't find any of them funny. People like you make me want to vomit. You only make fun of Michael because you are jealous. He is the most talented and gorgeous guy in the world. So I have three words for you - GET OVER IT!!!!
Michael Jackson Lover 7
Amanda, my dear, here's a tip -- when you vomit, aim away from your computer.
I hear that vomit is bad for them.
From Itaemail@example.com Mon Oct 28 17:18:36 2002
From: "CLAUDIA M.J.J." <Itafirstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: your jokes
Date: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 21:36:57 -0700
You are a very stupid person writing those jokes in your site !! what kind of shit is that !!. Talking bad about Michael j !!. Stupid ass jokes !!.
From yahoo.com!moonwalker_mjlover Mon Oct 28 17:50:38 2002
Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2002 14:51:50 -0800 (PST)
From: Jennifer Gledhill <email@example.com>
Subject: Please read this..:)
Hello, I'm sure you're wondering who this is. My name is Jennifer and I recently visited a site of yours. It was a site full of jokes over Michael Jackson. Now, I have a few questions for you. Have you even tooken the time to learn just a tad bit about Michael Jackson. From what I've seen on your site you haven't. Michael Jackson has given more to this world than you could ever give. He has given SO much to charities all around the world. He has given money to the poor, money to build children's hospitals, money to build shelter's for those who can't afford anything more than a card board box. He has given money and contributed to Opperation Christmas Child which sends millions and millions of shoe boxes full of different things to meet the needs of children over there that don't get a drop of dust for Christmas, from this organization they get little things that bring a smile across their face. Michael Jackson also has an oganization called Heal The World, which contributes to a numerous amount of projects around the world. Now, again, please, remind me of what you have done for the world? I'd just like to know. How could you make nasty jokes about a man who gives so much to the world, when you yourself sit your fat butt on the couch all day and make up stupid sites filled with discusting jokes about a man who is so caring and loving. Here's another hint: i want you to go and do some research about the case and then tell me what kind of parent would let a man who molested their child settle out of court for MONEY..you know what kind of parent? The kind of parent who made this kind of scandle to get just that..MONEY..that's all they wanted..who would let a man that did something like that roam the streets again just so he could do that to another child. That was a false case, and I think you need to look into it. Those jokes were inappropriate and discusting. It really shows how ignorant people can be. Instead of sitting there on the couch, getting fat, and making up stupid jokes that NOBODY laughs at. Okay well as i can see from the site you made, you're a little immature. So here follow these simple steps..look i even numbered them for you so you don't accidently do them out of order..i mean i wouldn't want you to get in the car before you got dressed, because that happens to a lot of other people...like my 2 year old neice.
1) Get off your butt and get dressed, in away to be seen in public..yes that's right..PUBLIC.
2) Drive to your local county center and ask them about volunteer organizations.
3) Join one, stay in it for a while.
This is NOTHING close to being able to compare to what Michael Jackson does..but atleast somebody will respect you a little more..please reply to this..i'd be happy to read it..:)..I hope you have a great day!!
P.S. Word of advice:
~I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways, and no message could have been any clearer, IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF AND MAKE A CHANGE
But is "the man in the mirror" black or white? -- Inquiring minds want to know!
From firstname.lastname@example.org Tue Oct 29 16:49:47 2002
From: ahmed musleh <email@example.com>
Subject: filthy site.
Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2002 01:18:54 -0800 (PST)
your site sucks and completely filthy....change it...michael jackson better than you all...michael rules.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Tue Oct 29 22:19:13 2002
From: "Marieke Degrendele" <email@example.com>
Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2002 11:59:29 +0000
THIS SITE IS DISGUSTING. AND SO ARE YOU FOR STILL MAKING FUN OF SUCH A WONDERFUL MAN LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. YOU SHOULD START REALIZING HE'S HUMAN TOO WITH FEELINGS. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS DONE TO YOU.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Tue Oct 29 22:21:10 2002
From: "Ilove MichaelJackson" <email@example.com>
To: william, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com
Subject: To whom ever this concerns.....your a real ASS! Read plz!
Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2002 17:12:41 -0600
I'm replying about your little inquiry on Michael Jackson and your nonhumerous jokes towards a kind and caring man. You heard me MAN! Not a woman...your jokes are harsh and hold no truth in them. You think you are funny with your little boy jokes..but you have another thing coming. You must have no life if you sit there and insult the greatest man on earth. Let me ask you one thing..what have you yourself done for the world lately? Michael Jackson has done far more than you have for little children...he loves them and not in the way you were introducing it. A father and friends love...your a sick pervert if you think Michael did anything like that to a little child. Another thing when you insult him because of his color..if you haven't realized he has a SKIN DISEASE called VITILIGO....! Frankly you disgust me with everything you said, how can you say such false allegations against him? Have you ever heard the saying "Just because you read it in a magazine or see it on the TV screen don't make it factual.."?? Come on grow up and show a little dignity I know you are jealous because you can never become big just like Michael...because he has a kind heart and cares for every living soul out there. Yes even jerks like you! Because Michael Jackson is forgiving, he understands people make mistakes. Do you realize how much crud Michael has to go through? I mean could you ever comprehend? No because you are heartless if you sit there and make a mockery of such a wonderful human being. Just because you don't understand Michael doesn't mean you should file him under the weird category! He is a human just like you and me and to say that he would molest a child, a LITTLE CHILD, would be undignifyed because children are what he holds dear to him the most. He loves them so much because of there innocence. But no you would never understand someone such as Michael Jackson. So yes now that you have made a whole website over such false allegations...made a joke about the greatest man on earth. How do you feel? Do you feel more like a man? I think you go home to a sorry life that you lead...because all you seem to be good at is making fun of someone who is trying to change the world for the better and your just so damn pissed of that he is making a difference and you aren't. I have a joke for you..are you ready for it? Here goes...there once was a man all alone in the world, who didn't have a life..so one day he decided to make a Michael Jackson website that would bash such a wonderful man..in his heart he knew that everything he said was untrue but he put it up anyway because he was jealous of this remarkable man....than one day Michael Jackson read it..and it made him sad and angry...he told his fans about it..and WE HUNTED THIS MAN DOWN AND WE ALL STUCK OUR FOOTS STRAIGHT UP HIS ASS...!! Did you find that funny cause I certainly did...because that is what you deserve you jackass! So I hope I helped you with your jealousy problem...remember..just because you have a problem doesn't mean you should bash someone like Michael Jackson! So goodbye I hope you grow mature through this email and if not I have had my say so..and I don't give a flying rat's ass what you think about it..! Goodbye!
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! YOU ARE A REMARKABLE MAN!!! WOO OOO!!!!
My dear Dontmatter,
I'm sure that Michael loves you back,
especially if you are a boy between the ages of 5 and 12... WOO OOO!!!!
And where did you stick your foot? Is that polite? WWMD -- What Would Michael Do?
From Hamstyhero@aol.com Sun Nov 10 13:10:05 2002
Date: Sun, 10 Nov 2002 12:46:35 EST
Subject: Your Website
No, I don't want to compliment your site, I want to comment on how offensive, and discriminative it is. Your Michael Jackson jokes, aren't funny, and are making fun of anybody with the skin disorder of vitiligo.
From yahoo.com!jhanoresth40 Tue Nov 12 13:53:37 2002
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 2002 18:54:02 +0000 (GMT)
From: yael duval <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Poor William, anti-MJ Got no Life?
Is so sad to see people like you with no life,
you better watch out yourself, enjoy your life not
other life, and to make it worst you used MJ's life,
you know MJ is loved for lots of peoples! so got for
sure Michael Jackson is really happy, he got
everything he wants without usin' other life, he is
more than rich aaaalreadyyyy! hahahaha FOREVER
HAPPY+RICH!!! with just farting MJ gets more than one
year from your work! ahaha damn how hard huh!
MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ doesnt even know you exsist!
advice: hm i think you must stop it, 'cause you aren't wining enough $$$ hee hee! aaoww!
Yes, I'm sure that Michael is happy -- he seems to get all the boys that he wants.
From email@example.com Wed Nov 27 13:31:50 2002
From: Maria Gryzlova <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: your article
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2002 12:00:39 +0300
Stop your stupid articles about Michael Jackson!
That man saved many children lifes, creates music, and what have U done for the World??
You are so cruel, stop it! what do u want from him, just to hurt him??? How would u feel if u had vitiligo & everyone'd laught at you!
I have met his recently, he looks very very good. Leave him alone!
Stop putting shit on so perfect & kind person as Michael.
God can see everything, remember that.
And fans will not leave you before you STOP this garbage.
You are losing your readers!
From email@example.com Wed Dec 18 18:42:41 2002
From: "the free willy" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Michael Jackson "jokes"
Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 18:02:51 +0200
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
HAHA!! That is soooo funny!!!
First, do you think that your jokes are funny? Some people may think that way, but I certainly don't! That's just disgusting!!
I like Michael Jackson, I really love him, and I don't believe the lies that magazines write about him. Do you? Well it seems that you have taken the stories too seriously. Would you like if someone told jokes about you and claimed that you are a child molester or something?
It makes me sad to read these things. That someone doesn't believe the facts. I know he's had his nose done, but he has never lightened his skin or anything like that. He has a skin disease, and there's nothing funny with that.
I know, they were just jokes in your site, but it still makes me angry. So please don't tell these things. Michael loves children.
Thanks for the two jokes, but I have them already.
From msn.com!tinkerbell4145 Thu Mar 6 12:56:50 2003
From: "arline g." <email@example.com>
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 12:58:45 -0500
First of all though you've heard this a million times by now,I think your site of Michael jokes is disgusting and disrespectable!!Who the hell gives you the right to poke a finger at this man and judge him,unless you have sat down and talked to this man you have no right whatsoever to talk such filth and disgust about him!!Remember when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you!! The problem with you people who don't understand the things Michael does is you only judge a man by what you see or what is printed!! You have no idea whatsoever the story of this man or the pain hurt and humiliation he has endured all his life!! This man has given millions of $$ and lots of his time because he loves children and the world and wants to make it a better place!! If you think your so funny and tough why don't you go up to Michael then and tell him some of your disgusting filthy jokes,believe me he won't crumble or back down,I guarantee he would give you a look that says you got 5 seconds to get the hell away from me!! You think he's a wimp?You think he's a freak,monster,child molester!!? Think Again!! He is a black man with a skin disorder who has been kicked in the teeth over and over again and misjudged unfairly.I'am very proud and honored to say I'am a very good friend and love this man dearly!! So say what you like because in the end Michael has the last laugh on you all the way to the bank!!!!!$$$$"You Can't Believe It,You Can't Conceive It,And You Can't Touch Me,Cause I'm Untouchable,And I Know You Hate It,And You Can't Take It,You'll Never Break Me,Cause I'm Unbreakable.....!!"
If Michael goes to jail, for his own good, I hope that his butt is more unbreakable than his face. We all know about the history of Michael Jackson's face... http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
Here are some jail pointers dguide.html#jail.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Mon Apr 7 16:55:08 2003
From: judy mamoru <email@example.com>
Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2003 03:27:17 -0700 (PDT)
I understand your need for jokes (I love to laugh), but if your jokes seriously hurt someone, would you continue?
I have an autoimmune disorder. I have on-going extreme inflammaiton, eczema, blood clotting, a small stroke and pulmonary embolisms with heart failure, etc. I am in extreme pain sometimes, with fevers. I am only a little older than Michael Jackson.
YOu appear to be intelligent. Have you ever seriously tried to do reasearch on vitiligo?
You might be surprised at what you learn. Turn to PubMed Medline for abstracts on the subject.
Michael took the prescribed treatments when he turned his skin white. His photos don't look good now because, I believe, he is quite ill. But he doesn't want people to discuss his medical problems.
I don't recognize myself in current photos, I've changed so much.
About his few plastic surgery attempts Only someone with insecurity would try that. He was derided by his father most of his life for having a large nose.
Turn on the t.v. and you'll see the majority of the people on it have had some type of plastic surgery.
If your skin was changing color and you couldn't stop it and you were an entertainer, what would you do?
My first husband had brain cancer (diagnosed at age 24). I remember a neighbor teen mocking him for it. Do you think that is funny? This teen died young driving drunk.
Life is short. If you want your name to go down in history as having laughed at someone for a physical disorder, so be it. But it's a shame to waste such intelligence.
P.S> I'll probably die young, as will many with autoimmune disorders. The doctors can't stop my blood clots. Remember the guy on NBC who died yesterday, a reporter? I've had the same thing happen to me, i.e., pulmonary embolisms. I didn't die, just had heart failure. Next time, though....
The reporter was 39-year-old NBC News correspondent
David Bloom http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/special/iraq/1854901
From KLATPE Fri Nov 21 13:20:44 2003
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2003 20:05:25 EST
Subject: Michael Jackson hate mail
I was just reading about the new allegations of child molestation on Michael Jackson and came across your site of hate mail you've received from his fans and I just have to tell you that you rock!!!! I have always despised him and I really hope he gets to spend the next 8-10 in a cell with someone who hates him as much as me!!! I would love to meet him just to tell him to take a long walk off a short pier!!! So keep up the awesome comebacks!!!!
From drosehbk Sat Nov 22 23:40:41 2003
Subject: The jokes
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 2003 22:13:46 -0500
I found your site Friday night while searching for Jacko jokes.
I laughed very hard and long at your Michael Jackson jokes. Some I have heard, but some were new to me and almost had me in stitches. I still find the Elvis ones about Lisa Marie and Jackson funny as hell.
It wasn't until I read your hate mail that I realized some of that was just as funny, but also very twisted and scary. There are some sick people in the world who will defend this guy until the end, even after all that the guy has done, said and been accused of. There comes a time when a pattern develops and it all starts to make sense. O.J. had the same kind of support. Those who would defend him and say that it was all a setup are cut from the same cloth. O.J. got off because he had millions and also his lawyers played the race card and the conspiracy theory.
Then there was the other case where Michael was supposedly innocent. I believe it was like a $40 million payoff in the early '90s. Hello! There's a major clue that something's wrong with this guy and he knew he'd be convicted. Doesn't sound like an innocent man, or whatever the hell he is, to me.
Keep up the great work on the site. Some of the jokes are sick of course, but most of them are funny and aren't too far off from the truth. That in itself is scary.
Homer: "Oh no, it's the rapture. Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes."
Thanks, and by the way, I have some O. J. jokes at oj.html!
From markhillkirk Mon Dec 1 20:29:54 2003
Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 09:06:21 -0500
Hi, great and funny site. Just adding my outlook on the whole Jackson thing.
Maybe Cat in The Hat can save the day.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Dec 4 13:20:00 2003
From: "Paul Griffiths" <email@example.com>
Subject: Michael Jackson is GOD
Date: Thu, 04 Dec 2003 16:58:03 +0000
WANKER WANKER WANKER
Don'tr be soooooo mean to Michael Jackson. You know we all love him really !
How sweet... Do you think of Michael while you are wanking???
From MissLoanRanger Fri Dec 5 20:42:04 2003
Date: Fri, 5 Dec 2003 11:31:28 EST
Subject: A New Michael Jackson Picture For You!
William, My name is Richael. I live in Oregon. I am assuming or hoping you are the person who created the Michael Jackson website: http://williambader.com/mj.html ??? I LOVE IT!! I have attached a couple pictures for you in case you want to add them to your site??? Keep up the GREAT JOB! Your New Bud, Ro! (See Below)
Michael Jackson has just commissioned his plastic
surgeon to do just one more operation.
His request to the surgeon was to do anything
to keep people from staring at his nose.
The doctor surprised Michael and came up with a solution.
Upon the viewing after the bandages were removed,
all agreed that the doctor was very creative
and the operation was a huge success.
Nobody will look at his nose again.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Sat Dec 6 17:41:55 2003
From: "marco baiardo" <email@example.com>
Date: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:07:07 +0000
Hey Manfelt like checkin out the net 4 somecooljokes n i came upon your site i just wanna say......all you people that are backing up michael jackson what the hell u on this guys site 4 lol!!! your suppose to be supportin him not readinhorrible jokes about him so wat u doin here 4 the first palce!!!....and go onto n e websites about him ....u can read the fibs about the skin conditions n everything but if u did watch closely on documentries on tv they found skin bleach in some of his clothes that were left ina warehouse...u cannot deney that he hasnt had plastic surgery and he can hardly admit that himself and if u cant believe it then u r just blinded by the truth and are having trouble to accept that hes a freak....come on no one minds about plastic surgery on celebritys they all do it (well alot of em) boob...or nose jobs wateva but he needs to quieten down 4 a while and sort out his life and confess everything and thne it will be ok...then we can maybe let him live his life how he wants but being a celebrity is a responsibility and taht is not possible with people hiding things like michael peace out peeps...funny site man and P.s....THINK BOUT IT....THWY ARE ONLY JOKES!!!
From NyAzOhGuRl Mon Dec 15 13:53:55 2003
Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2003 21:10:13 EST
Subject: Ur hilarious jokes
Your jokes are HILARIOUS keep up the good work me and my friend were hysterical reading them, you have some talent and all those people who are sending hate mail to you should look close at the man they admire, a child molester, a sick disgusting man who ought to be castrated. Keep up the good work!
From xanotherbrickinthewallx Wed Dec 17 23:29:29 2003
Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 20:05:45 -0800 (PST)
From: Elyse <xanotherbrickinthewallx>
Subject: Love mail to add to your collection
I think most of these people need to fk off you man. They all are a bunch of hypocrits. They can't tell me they don't make fun of morbidly obese kids, or people who are weird or handicapped nursing home runaways. So don't even try to tell me, dont kidd yourself.. .. These people need to have a fking sense of humor and lighten the eff up. If Whacko Jacko didnt want all this publicity maybe he shouldnt be sleeping with little boys. The man is a freak. No man in their right mind would do that do their nose, there's living proof all you MJ fans the man is not normal, in anyway. i would thoroughly enjoy slapping him. Although i suggest refraining from it because we wouldnt want his nose to fall off. whats left of it anyways.
so everyone should fuck off, america is a free country, you should be able to express your opinions without people bombing on it with kindergarten vocabulary (iwuvmichaeljackson) in hate letters.
So I say keep up the jokes, because i love em' and all these people hating on you i guarantee are fucking hypocrites.
From peterwade Thu Dec 18 13:27:31 2003
From: "Peter" <peterwade>
Subject: Micheal Jackson
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 03:25:08 +1100
Fascinating......I enjoy a joke as much as the next person.
I found your site while trying to find the latest video joke about MJ...(my browser was set to remove attachments when someone sent it.)
But I read most of the MJ jokes.....some are wickedly funny...then I went & read the "fanmail"
An overwhelming majority are against the site....do you think that's because supporters of MJ are more likely to make the effort to write or that that you really are in the minority?
One letter from Judy Mamoru stated she "thought you were intelligent"... I did a quick search on your name & you have produced copious amounts of information on a great many subjects. http://williambader.com apart from being a tremendous traveller omg!! Obviously you do allot of research into the many places you have travelled to. (Are you rich?)
Back to MJ...."the fanmail?" lol from "heidi marie Bakke" was revelationary to me....I never knew any of the background of the Chandler boys parents......Have you discounted this information during your research? May I say the testimony you have put up from this Chandler boy;...(I understand this is just a reproduction of an actual police report, repeated verbatim & not just some fiction you wrote). Anyway after reading it, it does sound like something a 12-13 year old boy would say? It seems contrived or at least coached.
Would a 12 y/o say "I am the plaintiff in this lawsuit" or "on occasion" or "at the invitation of" or "there was no physical contact" or "making frequent trips" or "We were together until our relationship ended" or "increased gradually" or "a brief kiss" or many other examples.
Honestly,.. this isn't how a kid would talk??
Also if MJ is so rich why doesn't he just go to one of many countries in the world which are so poor the parents would be happy to rent the kids out? Would he be so silly as to do it on his own doorstep?
Seriously though, I can't believe a person with your obvious intelligence hasn't thought about some of these issues & I'd love to hear your thoughts?
PS so do u know where I can see the funny MJ video clip??
Peter from Australia.
I began with a few jokes, and when I started getting hate mail, I did a google
search for jokes one weekend and added a lot more. The jokes are easy to find.
The text from the Chandler case is a transcription of the deposition. As you note, the kid was probably coached, so parts might be fiction, but that is not my doing.
For the travel stories on my web pages, I travel for work. If I were rich, would I be doing this???
From firstname.lastname@example.org Mon Dec 22 13:24:09 2003
From: "Neil Rothwell" <email@example.com>
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2003 11:12:56 +0000
YOU ARE DISGUSTING. HOW DARE YOU WRITE SUCH HORRIBLE ABOUT ONE OF THE BEST
SINGER- SONG WRITERS OF ALL TIME!!!! PERSONALLY WHEN I READ YOUR PAGE I ALMOST
THREW MY COMPUTER ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT WAS SO HORRIBLE. MICHAEL JACKSON IS
THE BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD AND I LOVE ALL OF HIS WORK. I AM SAVING UP TO GET
ALL OF HIS ALBUMS AND DVD'S. I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU IN PERSON OR YOU WILL REGRET
EVER MAKING THAT WEBSITE.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Neil, your computer is stuck in upper case.
Maybe throwing it on the floor would help unstick that pesky shift key.
From alan Mon Dec 29 13:52:48 2003
Subject: I've got an MJ Joke for you.
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 01:13:12 -0000
Just like to say I love the MJ Jokes, the biggest list I could find. Here's joke I couldn't find on your list.
Q: What do you get if you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
A: Michael Warzenegger (Michael Was-a-nigga)
It might not seem funny when it's written down; it's a joke that has to be heard. Everyone I've told it to laughed so it can't be that bad.
*No disrespect intended to Michael Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger or black people*
I have some Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes at sanfrancisco03/sanfrancisco03.html#gov.
From ste_hancocks Tue Dec 30 13:04:10 2003
From: "Stephen" <ste_hancocks>
Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 01:55:08 -0000
i'm from the UK and its just a quick email to say how fuckin awesome those michael jackson jokes are. me and my mate cant get enough of them, lol. with your permission i will send the link to FHM magazine so they can put it in their weekly email containing all things funny.
keep the jokes coming, ha ha.
From rangerjim93 Tue Dec 30 21:23:54 2003
From: "James" <rangerjim93>
Subject: Spoof of Michael Jackson's Greatest Hits Album
Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 15:22:21 +0000
I got a kick out of your Michael Jackson jokes and would like to present you with MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS vols.1 and 2 (A spoof)
Jim aka RangerJim93
Thanks, I added them to the list mj.html#greatesthits
From NAB1621 Tue Dec 30 21:23:54 2003
Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 18:41:56 EST
Subject: MJ Jokes
Hey man, love the mj jokes. I read like all these other people's emails and
was shocked by how asinine people really are. This guy is a freak, don't hate
on people who make fun of him, he deserves every single thing said about him.
From babyblue70120 Fri Jan 2 13:49:49 2004
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2003 18:40:10 -0800 (PST)
From: Megan <babyblue70120>
Subject: kudos on the MJ site!
william, i must say that you are a genius...your MJ site almost made me fall off my chair laughing! it's great. i especially like the fan mail, the first one on the list (and rightfully so) is the best. i have a feeling most MJ fans are brainwashed and have all been molested by the big MJ himself at one point or another. so, once again, awesome job on the site! and may i suggest a clinton, osama, or saddam site?
* ¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ I love you ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ ¸.·´* (¨`·.·´¨) `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) `·.¸.·´ (¨`·.·´¨) (¨`·.·´¨) ~~Meg~~ `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ `·.¸.·´
I have links to some Iraq-related sites mixed with Bush jokes at toons/toons.html#chimp.
Clinton jokes are too easy... If you like president jokes, I have some old Nixon jokes at nixon.html.
For more current political jokes, I have some Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes at sanfrancisco03/sanfrancisco03.html#gov.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Jan 8 19:07:36 2004
From: "Vishaal Sood" <email@example.com>
Date: Thu, 8 Jan 2004 09:46:15 -0000
i read those michel jackson jokes, and some seem rather funny. but i trully believe that he is onnocent and i think deep down you do too. Answer yourself this question. If you had a child about 9 years old, and he met michael jackson, and your son came back saying that michael jackson sexually molested him, would you take him to court and ask for Money?? This is clearly the case. people should seek justice, not riches from your childs apparent torment. The first child who made a claim against mcihael jackson is currently living in a Penthouse in New York. yes it seems that he is certainly mentally disturbed from hsi emotionally distressing exerience with michael jackson!! it is all one big publicity stunt. He is the most successful solo artist arguable in history. i ask kindly that you show more respect for this man. He has 3 children of his own, do you really think he would even contemplate sexually molesting other children......?
Whether or not the kids are just out for money, after the Chandler episode,
a reasonably intelligent man of Michael's age should have realized that
sharing a bed with young boys is begging for trouble.
It's pretty sad, but it's the American way to sue everybody in sight for as much as possible.
If it were my kid, I wouldn't let him share a bed with a man.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Fri Jan 9 13:57:27 2004
From: "vishaal sood" <email@example.com>
Subject: Re: hey
Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2004 18:54:34 +0000
that is also true, i wouldnt let him share a bed with another man, but we all
know its innocent. he has far too much to lose doing stupid things like
that. i have no objections leaving him with my kid cause he is one of those
guys who ya know is trustworthy. most celebrities are, but people are just
jealous and want to damage there reputations.
And sleeping with little boys isn't a stupid thing to do???
My sympathies to your kid...
From SignoreThorns@aol.com Fri Jan 9 18:41:29 2004
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2004 17:20:21 EST
Subject: Your site
To whom it concerns:
I find your site to be hillarious, keep up the good work.
Michael Jackson may not have molested kids (for all we know he's drinking Christian blood in his basement) but he's still one ugly looking plastic son a bitch.
My theory is that Michael is trying to make himself into
all the woman that Janet ever wanted to be...
From missyunion Mon Jan 12 19:01:27 2004
Date: Sat, 10 Jan 2004 13:23:01 -0800 (PST)
From: Missy <missyunion>
Subject: MJ and your web site
Whether of not Michael Jackson is innocent, he has made himself out to be a target. As for the jokes you have printed on your web site, I have laughed my (_Y_) off!
This is what I love about this country, is that we can make fun of people who not only asking for it but giving us the ammo to do it with.
Perfect examples are.........................
George W. Bush
Anna Nicole Smith
The state of California
Please keep the jokes coming.
I have some Bush jokes at toons/toons.html#chimp
and some Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes at sanfrancisco03/sanfrancisco03.html#gov.
I found some Anna Nicole Smith jokes at http://humor.about.com/cs/annanicolesmith/
and some Britney jokes at http://www.crazyfunnypictures.com/jokes/118.html and http://www.geocities.com/broccoli_spears/Jokes.html
From missyunion Tue Jan 13 18:28:58 2004
Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 18:49:00 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: MJ and your web site
Thank you. I will try those sites. Will need to get some more Depends since I am old and my bladder likes to leak.
That's just a little more than I needed to know...
Here's another Britney site http://www.00fun.com/whackbritney.shtml
From missyunion Tue Jan 13 19:53:18 2004
Date: Tue, 13 Jan 2004 16:40:31 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: MJ and your web site
Hum that was kinda hypnotic. I would prefer hitting her with a sledge hammer.
It might improve her singing -- I don't think that anything could make it worse...
I was going to say that I wouldn't mind hitting her with a certain piece of my anatomy, but then it would probably catch a disease and fall off, so maybe the sledge hammer is indeed the way to go...
From missyunion Wed Jan 14 18:22:04 2004
Date: Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:19:43 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: MJ and your web site
Your right, if you hit her with your "Mr. Happy" there would shirley be problems. I mean Justin's, Fred from Limp, Madonna and whomever else has been into many of orfaces's Your "Mr. Happy" Might might get then really be off at you.
She in my opinion is a young girl with too much money on her hands to know how to handle it. Keep your Mr. Happy safe and sound and only take it out when he needs only a excellent beating.
From Justin.Dowling@vega.co.uk Thu Jan 15 20:34:08 2004
From: Justin Dowling <Justin.Dowling@vega.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 11:57:28 -0000
We don't think the Michael Jackson jokes are funny at all. You made them up
- but even a little 4 year old kid who doesnt quite get the concept of 'a joke' and just babbles seems to have more grasp on what comedy is. I'm sorry, it's just how we feel about it - don't take it the wrong way, but Americans - no general sense of humour among the populace.
Maybe you're right -- that Brit Martin Bashir did a bloody good job
of letting Michael make a fool of himself on tape!
From neb243 Wed Jan 21 13:18:03 2004
From: Benjamin Magid <neb243>
Subject: didnt see this mj joke
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 00:19:52 -0500
Q: Why does MJ like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
(as told by magician David Copperfield in Asheville, NC 1/15/04)
Thanks -- I added it to the list!
From Bignewfiedawg Wed Jan 21 22:20:04 2004
Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 21:49:52 EST
Subject: MJ jokes
Your site is awesome and anyone who is obsessed with Michael not only needs
to be shot, but also raped by a multiracial hermaphrodite. Keep up the good
jokes, and comebacks.
The teary-eyed fans that they showed on TV after the arraignment hearing were quite pathetic.
Rape by a "multiracial hermaphrodite" wouldn't be punishment for a MJ fan because MJ is the only one of those creatures that I know of, and his fans would probably like it from him...
From rygyc Fri Jan 23 22:10:03 2004
From: "Ryan Carswell" <rygyc>
Subject: Michael Jackson
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 21:13:55 -0500
First of all, great jokes on your site!
Here's a joke I made up today (feel free to use it if you want):
There is an engineer, a lawyer, and Michael Jackson, and they all get asked the same question, "What is 2+2?".
The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it."
The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4."
Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!"
Thanks -- I added it.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Mon Jan 26 20:48:58 2004
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2004 00:12:44 +0100 (CET)
From: Londo Mollari <email@example.com>
Subject: NIQUE TA MERE FILS DE PUTE VA TE FAIRE ENCULER
VIVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
NIQUE TA MERE ENCULER!!!
Le problème de Michael est que il encule garçons...
Je sais que vraiment tu souhaites que Michael te encules et que tu devras attendre dix ans jusqu'à il quitte prison mais alors tu seras trop vieux par lui.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Tue Jan 27 13:28:39 2004
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2004 12:20:05 +0100 (CET)
Subject: Re: NIQUE TA MERE FILS DE PUTE VA TE FAIRE ENCULER
il sera pas condamné tu va voire il ira pas en prison!!!
Seulement si il paye comme il a payé le garçon Chandler.
From gfmccarty Thu Jan 29 00:00:04 2004
From: "Gordon McCarty" <gfmccarty>
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 22:42:19 -0500
Subject: mj jokes
i, for one, agree w/ all the jokes you put on your page. my fiancee found that
site and sent me a bunch of them. those were hilarious! face it--the only
reason those so-called "fans" were being defensive was that their so-called
"hero" has been arrested for being what he truly is--a sick motherfucker.
that's the 100% truth; if it weren't, there would never have been an arrest
warrant. anyway, keep up the good work, and please post this on your site
somewhere. that way people can see that someone agrees w/ you.
gordon mccarty--richmond, va
Thanks! Consider yourself posted.
From Kellya2006 Tue Feb 3 22:08:04 2004
Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 19:11:58 EST
Subject: About micheal jackson, and his mental behavior
Hey to all those Michael Jackson fans, if he's so innocent, why did he
turn himself in, and then claim that he's not guilty, and that he loves kids.
I'm sorry, he is a creep. "Let's have a great big sleep over in my bedroom"....?
What kinda of adult man would want kids to sleep in his bedroom. For what
reasons may I ask? Oh to help them? yah help them get traumatized. So I mean, if
you look up any famous person, you'll find jokes about them too. Like Whitney
Houston and her pot. I mean, if you are such a devoted fan to him, go let him
have a sleepover with your kdis..
And if these jokes are all lies, then what did he do? Why did he confess? Does he not do nasty things with little boys?
Oh and tell me this, how do you know he's innocent? Do you stalk him and watch every single thing he does.....NO. So I mean, if he himself admitted it, and that boy on the interview show, with cancer, he admitted Michael touched him too....so tell me.....how can you say he's innocent?
And if he never did a thing, how come in that case, what 10 years ago, did he pay off the family with 30 million bucks, I mean if youre innocent, you should fight to the death for the truth, and make sure you win the case so that you can clear your name....but wait, that's only if youre innocent. `And his speech, let me tell you this, he's just trying to save his butt, if he admitted to it, and turned himself in, and a boy stands up and says Mike did touch me, then how is that speech true. There are such things as lies in this world, and believe me, he's a pathological liar. He said, "no never, I have done nothing of the sort.."...BLAH...well Mike, how come one year later you go to the police and admit your crimes........umm yah that's lies. And "It breaks my heart to see sad kids.".....well was Macaulay Culcon sad kid? yah "I needed to have him sleep in my room to help him.".....Mike that's odd, and if you really cared about kids, how come little Haitians and Ethiopians are across the sea still living in mud huts huh?
You people are so wrong, and naive.
Michael Jackson has problems, and needs not to be around kids.....since if he does, they will come home, having experienced such retched torture from such an evil human being, if we can still call him that, since he is more like a ken doll, because he's completely PLASTIC!
Oh and yah, in this world, there are jokes, and if you cannot face the world, hahahaha, sorry.
There will be jokes, if tomorrow, Al Gore was accused, or found guilty of murder, or drug possession, even if it was false, there would be jokes about it, people would laugh.....it's natural.
You shouldnt take such offense to it....I mean, unless you are WACKO JACKO... I mean cool it people, life is too short to flip out all the time, sit back and laugh once in a while...otherwise you be an uptight fool.
So I mean, in this case, Micheal is guilty, he admitted it himself.....so these are no lies. You're just defensive because you're a fan, but still.....he's mental, just admit it.. "I want to give my kids a fairy tale world, were Peter Pan can take them away to a better place..." Well, I'm sorry but peter pan here is social services, and a better place is a foster family.
Oh and Will, nice job with the site, I laughed so hard I almost died. And
these fans, especially, #1 mail, are insane..hahaha..So yah keep up your site,
and hopefully these MJ obsessed kids will chill out.
From r.anderson Wed Feb 11 22:38:04 2004
From: "Ryan Anderson" <r.anderson>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 13:43:42 +1000
Just been reading you MJ section - especially some of the responses you have received.
Some people should get a life - they are just jokes, some good ones too!!!
I think the responses are the funniest part - he doesn't have the most educated fans.
I think that most of the fans are young children,
and after they reach puberty,
they realize that they are too old for him.
From email@example.com Wed Mar 17 16:38:09 2004
From: "james sims" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: mj jokes
Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 17:54:15 -0000
I must admit i think Michael Jackson is the biggest freak of them all but your jokes were utter shit, I tried to read em all but felt i had to let u know how unbelievably appalling they were. Ive heared better jokes about him so why dont you ditch your carrer as a comedian and sell spoons for a living.
until you can think of something funnier, lay off the poor misguided kiddy fiddling bastard and let him continue to ammuse us all with his own fucked up life u parasitic cunt
So tell me, what is it like selling spoons?
From Shane.Love Tue May 11 19:24:04 2004
Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 15:49:40 +1000
From: "LOVE Shane Neville" <Shane.Love>
Awesome site,micheal jackson sucks cock (little boys).all them peope that think micheal jackson rules are pedafiles that are reallt touched in the head (horn bags) so keep up the kool site!! Me and my friends will be reading with laughter
What does micheal jackson call a strip club?
From Jacksonfan786@aol.com Thu May 13 20:40:04 2004
Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 09:24:54 EDT
Subject: re: a note regarding your michael jackson jokes
after i read some of your hate mail from mj fans, and the replies you gave them i realised that it's not actually them who're absessed with michael but you're the one who is. i'm not writing to defend michael in any way- because everyone has a different perspective of michael and people DO judge- but i'm writing to tell you that you're probably more obsessed with michael than us fans are; i mean you keep up all the dates and quotes- you've even bothered to watch his latest arraignments, you can't say i'm wrong- and if you hate him so much why've you dedicated a whole two sections of your site to him? your site is very offensive- and i'm not just talking about the michael jokes. is this what you call amusing? i mean, you must be one really nasty, mean person to actually come up with all this- and i would really like to see things from your point of view but, fortunately, my head is not stuck up my own bottom: i really believe that your bottom IS. it may not be the first time that a fan has retaliated, and i don't believe my words will take effect upon a vile person such as you but i guess, as a fan, i had to say something.
From email@example.com Tue Jul 27 20:40:04 2004
From: =?big5?B?svi81q21?= <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 10:35:37 +0800
this is toward the Micheal Jackson jokes and his sister.
have you noticed that all the jokes are saying the same thing? bottom line....molester. at least that's what you think. i'm sure to you this website is useful, and i admire your unigue sense of humor but lets face it, you must have lots of time to build this. i think that micheal jackson is pretty creepy but i think you have a big problem if you have a problem with him. you must have problems in yor own life to mess with his. the choices he made are his, so why do you care? obviously because,
!. you got all the time in the world and is a good-for-nothing nothing or 2. you are jealose. how does what micheal jackson do affect you? who the hell knows. but if there is there any smartness in the world, it is NOT in this website.
slaps and rudeness,
a person with great disrespect for you
From HBTREE@xtra.co.nz Sun Sep 5 19:28:03 2004
From: "hbtree" <HBTREE@xtra.co.nz>
Subject: i like your jokes
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 18:18:27 +1200
i actually have nothing against you, your site or the jokes i like them
but i like swearing too! so hear goes your a fucking imbicile with nuts
that look more like nutmeg and genitalia failiure if you popped all the
zits on your face it would deflate and ass hole is and under statement
for you its more like ass canion, now i hope other people can follow my
lead, swearing solves everything
You're f*cking welcome.
From email@example.com Thu Dec 16 15:02:06 2004
From: "Peter Pan" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: MJ "Jokes"
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 13:47:35 +1100
OK william ive already let my fustration out before sending u this email so u can breathe out a sigh of release that ure not going to get to badly abused. However ill start this by telling u that if i ever meet u id probably kill u or try to until mj himself told me to stop. Because Mj probably doesnt hate u for what u did, he probably dislikes you a lot more than an enemy he dislikes but doesnt hate u so why hate him? i can get it in a way, u might think hes a pedo or whatever but dont judge Dont hate on michael for something that he'd never do that ure dad did to you, i believe he is innocent, leave ure dissing till the verdict when we all prove u to be one fucked up maniac.
..he did things that were innocent acts taken out of context... have u ever done something that the public doesnt expect or respect..well maybe 2 out of every 10000 ppl respect u for this site and the rest of us disrespect u for it.
Your probably the computer geek kid they picked on in school who grew up to learn how to swear and be a tryhardl..but mate (its an australian thing in no way are u a mate) ure a little to old for that now...get over ure self and frinkin learn some respect. I have respect for ppl i really dislike...but i dont make websites and jokes about em to rub it in, u dont think mj's not going through even crap at the moment??? That said there are ppl like u that i dont even know that i border line hate but i still have minmal respect.. instead of starting a hate site about u im sending u an email i dismally respect u for having small enough balls to do such a horrible thing.. and by doing this site proving to the world the your compensating for your tiny manhood. far out ppl like u should be caged up and hiden away...or maybe your mum should take your comp from u and ground u...how old are u 30 and still livin with mumsy...ok i went back on my word about bagging u out..."sorry"... no matter if u think he is black or white, if u hate him or whatever he is still a person. I dont care what he looks like he is still a person and every person has feelings. No body deserves shit like that put on them to be further burdened by someone like u trying to win a adult popularity contest between u ureself and well ure rather miniscual genitals...
well that said and done the only other thing this site has done than piss me off is to make me a much more devoted person to Michael...
My dear Ash, lighten up and remember -- it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
From everclear_fan Mon Dec 20 14:34:06 2004
Subject: Thanks for all of this...
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 23:10:53 +0100
Your page of MJ jokes are highly enjoyable -- but your hatemail really rocks my socks. In a way, people should continue sending hatemail and it should be published for that proves that MJ's fans are almost up there on his level.. brain damage-wise. I'm loving the first hatemail you got. Obvious stupidity is just always funky. Then there's the second type of hatemail I read on your page, the ones from people who're trying to outwit you.. but they fail miserably. I liked the sentence "your mj jokes suck. it's because they're all based on lies that you're gullible enough to believe" XD ... ironically, that person has just as little proof of the fact that he's innocent. So let's at least consider and hear it from both sides in the mean time, eh? Just because the judges didn't convict him yet (or did they? I'm not completely up to date. Gimme a ring, eh?) doesn't mean he's innocent. It's funny how people so despise lawyers (according to a recent CNN poll it's one of the least respected jobs) but when it comes to the MJ case they'll all quote what MJ's lawyer said. PLUS it's funny how all of a sudden, everyone has so much faith in the American legal system. After OJ Simpson and all I'd be more careful about trusting the Judges to convict a guilty celebrity (especially of MJ's status).
About MJ himself.. well, I could go on forever about just how cracked up he is. I think the reason people/hardcore fans are still tagging along with him is because his change from an awesome star (he was never my style, but he was good nevertheless) in the early 80's to a ghoulish doll with ominous sexual preferences occured over several years. There's this saying (I got this off a movie) "If you put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump out. But if you put it in cold water, and slowly heat it, it's gonna sit in there until it burns to death" Meaning gradual changes from one phase to the next over a certain period of time are not really noticed, although the change may be evident. If Michael Jackson had transformed into what he looks like and is today in a year or so... I wonder how many fans would have abruptly "left". (probably something like 95%) But over the time the fans changed with him, which may well be the reason why they're all screwed up.
My two cents. Cheers
From no_da_bishoujo Tue Dec 21 14:24:06 2004
Subject: erm about your MJ site?
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:00:06 -0500
Don't know really what to say. Im not a stiff, but to start, a lot of your jokes are really corny. Sorry dude. Also, im not really an MJ fan. I like 2 songs from the 70s and that is it. But I am not against him. I'm not going to tell you to take anything down, it is your site. But it does seem rather cruel. Now, I don't know if he is guilty of not. Of course, something shouts "freak!" when I hear of a 40 yr old guy with a room filled with dolls, holds sleepover parties with children and junk. But he could very well be innocent. This world has become corrupted with greed; people would do anything for money. And the tabloids are full of crap anyway. . not just with Michael Jackson stuff, it's with a lot of celebs. Like Johnny Depp^^ The reporters want a juicy story to get the readers in, which equals cash. There is no fair game around here.
The jokes are not mine; people send me the jokes. I post them all, good or bad,
although it seems that the bad far outnumber to good.
I agree that he had a few good songs in the 70's. The quality of his songs appears to have decreased as he became increasingly freakier.
From email@example.com Thu Dec 30 08:00:07 2004
From: "zoltan culley" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: keep up the good work on michael jackson
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 14:47:29 +1300
hey......im from new zealand,where u from.ive been reading the jokes about mj,whats wrong with u man,how would u feel if some body said your father looked like a woman, with a chest that looks like his got tit's that you'rve been sucking on,your a fucken loser,geta life or havent u got 1.if i knew what u looked like i would beat the shit out of u.
Apparently Michael has a son in New Zealand.
From Blue_Dragon@zonnet.nl Thu Feb 3 13:30:07 2005
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 00:39:45 +0100
Nice site, but who's Michael Jackson?
Please fly to California -- Michael's lawyers need for you for the jury.
From Skmbrdrbou@aol.com Mon Feb 14 21:42:48 2005
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 00:30:39 EST
i just read these jokes and i have one thing to say to you... YOU ARE A GOD.
these jokes are no further from a gift from heaven than christ himself.
these jokes have completely made me love life. keep on workin to put him down because i will be right there with a laugh to guide youre jokes.
P.S.-i bet mr clean enjoys spending MJ's last few pennies.
From email@example.com Mon Mar 7 01:16:06 2005
From: "p" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Sun, 6 Mar 2005 21:52:57 +0200
Hello, i just want to say my opinion on this site.
Yes, these jokes are funny, really. But on the othere hand, you are very wrong. I like MJ music very very much. And I can say, that he's a genius. He is strange, i know, but i don't think that he's a bad person (those stories about raping, skin color shanges, etc. are, i think, falsefull (my english isn't good :) - i speak lithuanian - að kalbu lietuviðkai :) nevaryk ant maiklo!!! - if you interested, you can translate somehow to see, what is written :)) ) and i don't believe at all).
Look, people is listening michaels music (some have "pirared" copies, files...), michael is an entertainer. He's life is about creating music, which people listens (even for free) and what michael gets? Pages like that? He is very unhappy person: he's life is rich with arts, money, but being a star like that is very hard. He has a big problem with his body, he don't have private life. His dignity is being trampled, 'cause of those **** people which, i hardly think, just wants money (about those "raped" children :X ).
If you want to express yourself, try being a 1/100 of michael, that would be more useful. If you have enough dignity, you should remove that page. Remember, that you are nothing compared to michael (not about money/knowness, think). Michael don't deserve this for his hard work. You, i think, have problems, 'cause of wasting time for that kind of activity.
P.S.: try to understand michael, i don't think, that he's very happy, and that person don't deserve that kind of page. I don't think, that there'll be anybody similar to mj anymore, so you should enjoy till he is.
From email@example.com Sun Mar 13 21:10:07 2005
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 08:40:53 -0800 (PST)
From: Sheana Macdonald <firstname.lastname@example.org>
How are you? I hope you're good.
I'll get straight to the point, your Michael Jackson 'jokes'... HOW DARE YOU?? You don't have the right to do such a horrible thing. Imagine someone doing this to you, making these remarks about you. How would you feel? Not so good, right?
You have without a doubt offended Michael, and because my personality and character are extremely similar to Michael's you have hear by offeded me too.
I'm a good person at heart, I love, I give... But I also know what I want, and what I don't want. I think I've made it clear to you that one of the things I don't want is you talking about Michael this way. It's a cliché, but if you can't say something nice, then don't say nothing at all.
I honestly feel sorry for you, you're so ignorent. It's nothing but sensationalism. That's sad, come on.
Michael is a phenomenal person, whether you like it or not. And if you would understand him, and therefore me too, you would know. You've never been where he's been, mentally, so don't let me catch you in saying the things you said about him. And remember, when you offend Michael, you offend me. Not because I'm a fan, but because we are very similar in personality and character. You disapprove of him, you do so with me too.
Don't you ever, ever judge a person by looks or rumors. It's not right, and you know it...
From lil_drummergurl329 Fri Mar 18 17:22:06 2005
From: "amber hall" <lil_drummergurl329>
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 15:05:23 +0000
man doc your site is off the chain i agree with everything you say. fuck all
them ppl who are trying to hate on you. all your doing is expressing one of
your constitutional rights. i also think that michael jackson raped those kids.
so i say congradulations to you for finally makeing a website that made me laugh
my ass off. so hang in there and dont listen to all them haters
much love from this crazy white girl
From s.egginton Sun Mar 20 18:04:15 2005
From: "Simon" <s.egginton>
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:32:26 -0000
Hi there, Brillient jokes!!! I loved them!!
Shame some sods dont like it. I loved it though cool!
made me laugh!!!
From miles.family Wed Mar 23 21:26:21 2005
From: "andrew" <miles.family>
Subject: about the web site
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:10:42 +1100
I Loved your jokes about MJ I have a another 1 for YOUR Web site
Q) Y DOSE MJ LIKE 28 YEAR OLDS
A) BECOUSE THERE IS 20 OF THEM
Well peace out
Brett From Austraila
From email@example.com Mon Mar 28 09:02:14 2005
From: "Masako Kamoto" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Shut UP about Michael Jackson
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 10:42:34 +0000
The jokes about Michael are absolutely disgusting. You are a retarded dumb-ass who seriously needs help from a proffesional psychiatrist!
See, there are many buttcracks like you who hate Mike, but you are even worse because you are cracking jokes about him.
CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOING THROUGH ENOUGH AT THE MOMENT!? SHEESH ALREADY! LAY THE POOR GUY OFF ALREADY! AND I DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE THAT SHITTY PAGE OFF THE DAMNED INTERNET!
AND YOU SHOULD NOT JUDGE PEOPLE FROM THE WAY THEY LOOK! AND MICHAEL IS NOT UGLY ANYWAY! HE IS A GENIUS, AND YOU ARE JUST A STUPID ASSHOLE WHO DOES NOT KNOW A GOOD PERSON WHEN YOU SEE ONE.... SO.... SHUT THE F-ING HELL UP, AND GO STICK A PITCHFORK UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
AND NO, MY COMPUTER IS NOT BROKEN SO THAT I CAN ONLY USE CAPITALS, SO YOU CAN'T CRACK JOKES ABOUT THAT.
MJ will always have his fans! We stand firm behind him, and always will!!!!!
With a million punches and kicks, and a broken skull 2 u, and a lot of h8 (that's hate, shithead.(you r the shittiest shithead in the history of all shitheads)
From email@example.com Sun Apr 3 13:00:07 2005
From: "Angellicle" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: about MJ
Date: Sun, 3 Apr 2005 09:51:37 -0400 (EDT)
Dear William Ok, listen. I know I am a new fan of Mj's and that I have no way to prove that he is innocent.OK. Now that I've established that.... LISTEN YOU BIG ASSHOLE! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE HARDLY ANY PROOF THAT MJ ISINNOCENT, YOU HAVE JUST AS LITTLE PROOF TO PROVE THAT HE IS GUILTY! WILL YAJUST STOP LISTENIN TO THE IDIOTIC TABLOIDS AND JUST "BELIEVE" AS WHITNEY HOUSTON PUTS IT? MJ PUT SO MUCH OF HIS TIME AND MONEY INTO HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS, AND DONATED $ 500, 000, 000 TO CHARITY! THAT'S HALF A BILLION, BUTTCRACK, AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE A LIVING OUT OF THESE SAPPY JOKES YOU WRITE! YOU'LL NEVER BECOME A WRITER OF ANY SORT, AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE BETTER AT SELLING LEMONADE ON THE STREETS THAN ANY OTHER JOB!!!!! OR, MAYBE I SHOULD QUOTE "MY FAIR LADY" AND SAY: "MOVE YOUR BLOOMING ASS" OFF THE INTERNET! WOULD YA JUST STOP LISTENIN' TO TABLOIDS AND TRY TO BELIEVE THIS MAN WHO HELPED EARTH SO MUCH? AND WROTE SO MANY SONGS TO HELP PEOPLE? MAYBE HE HAS A PROBLEM, I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IF HE DOES, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND YOU SHOULD JUST LET THE JUDGES SORT THE F***ING PROBLEM OUT, OK???? AND INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT THE BAD SIDE OF PEOPLE, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE GOOD SIDE? THINK, OK? OR, NO, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A STUPID DUMB-ASS WHO DOESN'T HAVE A BRAIN, AND WHO CAN ONLY LOOK ON THE DARK SIDE AND LAUGH AND TEASE. EVERYONE HAS A DARK SIDE, KAY? AND IT'S NOT MICHAEL YOU'RE RIDICULING ON YOUR SITE, IT'S YOURSELF, BECAUSE FROM THIS ANYONE CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT A VERY BRIGHT PERSON, BOTH INTELECTUALLY AND SPIRITUALLY, AND ALL THOSE NO-BRAINERS WHO CAN ACTUALLY GET A LAUGH OUT OF THESE, WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THEY REALY NEED A LIFE! AND YOUR BEHIND-YOUR-BACK RUDENESS WOULD MAKE ANYONE WITH A LITTLE SENSE IN THEMSELVES SNICKER! ME AND MY FRIENDS GIGGLED THE HELL OUT OF OURSELVES AT YOUR RIDICULOUS PERSONALITY, AND NiCkY IS RIGHT, JUST GO SHIT ON U-RSELF. THANK YOU, AND I DON'T CARE IF THIS HAD ANY IMPACT ON YOU, CUZ UR JUST A SHITHEAD. GOOD, SO NOW I'VE HAD MY SAY. LEANNA
From email@example.com Mon Apr 4 08:30:07 2005
From: "Sherri Taylor" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Sun, 3 Apr 2005 23:54:08 -0700
Don't you have anything better to do ? How many hours have you wasted writing all this puerile crap about somebody you don't know, and obviously couldn't care less about? It does make me wonder what kind of creepy mind you really do have to be able to pump out this junk in such alarming quantities, and with a viciousness toward Michael Jackson that seems to be right up there with talkshow hosts and court reporters . Wouldn't it be fascinating if we explored YOUR past, and filled in any gaps we found with the same kind of smut you've been spreading around about Michael Jackson? Given your obviously extensive knowledge of homosexual pedophilia, I'm sure a few people would undoubtedly begin to wonder about you, too. My advice, which you probably are going to mock and ignore is: take care.
From brs Sat Apr 9 09:48:06 2005
Date: Fri, 8 Apr 2005 15:52:32 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: OMG I LUV U
i read sum of ur jokes yesterday i duno when u posted
dem, but ya i luv them they so fucking funny ! hehe!
ya and so um ya w/e i put ur sn on my aim, cuz
um ya i want to say this to u in person ish or w/e lol
btw i duno if u have dat pic or not but ya got it ages ago!
It's only a Michael Jackson DOLL, mother!!!
From email@example.com Thu Apr 14 14:18:26 2005
From: "George Warren" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: hey interesting site
Date: Tue, 12 Apr 2005 19:18:25 +0000
hey i would like to comment on your site, mainly the mj joke section, u comment about one mail; u say about a fan having no life with an e mail such as michael collecter or something, well i find that hipocritical when u have spent probably hours creating that site when all you get in return is many hate e mails and maybe a few praise mails. i admire that so much work was put in, but couldn't it have been used for a better cause? i'm going to insult u because thats been done, but i don't understand how you can be so baised, but i did see a fair point that yes if it was my kid i wouldn't let them sleep with a suspected child molester. lol i dunno how but i found your site by searching for mj fan clubs. just think about what i have said plz
From email@example.com Sun Apr 17 01:44:06 2005
From: "kamoto masa" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: About Ur site...
Date: Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:10:33 +0900
I'd like you to know that I think your site ( the Michael J pages in
particular )is a waste of time.
I'm very sorry, but why would a man with your intellect make such a site to offend people?
You could be a psychiatrist or doctor, judging from your apparent knowledge of pedophilia, etc., etc.,
Please understand that I am not criticizing out of malice, but if you carry on like this, you might have to endure some- shall i say- more personal assaults from Micahel Jackson's fans.
But it seems to me that you might want to do some more research on Michael. I see many of his fans have already told you that He did not bleach his skin. What i mean is that maybe you should try to be more like him and do some good for this world instead of rubbing more dirt on it.
Because I'm not saying that Michael is innocent, but two wrongs don't make a right, So i sincerely wish that you would stop, at least until the appropriate time comes.
And I must say that when Michael's fans come, there might not be a very happy ending for you... and when they're "torturing" you, I must say that Foot in Mouth is probably not very nice, especially when it's accompanied by Egg on Face.
Have a nice day
From simgamer1 Thu Apr 21 10:26:06 2005
From: "Ashley" <simgamer1>
Subject: MJ joke
Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 00:07:27 +0000
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on crackers. (MJ cums on white boys).
From email@example.com Mon Apr 25 01:08:06 2005
From: Luna F <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Sun, 24 Apr 2005 06:35:11 -0700 (PDT)
>> Yes, some MJ "jokes" are too worthless for even me to post.
I'm glad to see that you know that you're pretty worthless.
Just wanted to let you know that I think: you SUCK!
But you redeemed yourself slightly in every MJ fan's eyes, I guess, cuz you know that you are worthless...
From email@example.com Sat Apr 30 23:54:10 2005
From: "kamoto masa" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Hello Again!
Date: Sat, 30 Apr 2005 20:25:22 +0900
Haven't seen you for a time. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for posting my message. That was very nice of you. now, if Michael's proven innocent, i hope you will apologize...instead of making another page that says how innacurate judges are, or that they are not always right. I know that is the truth, but let's just listen to what's going on (quietly) okay?I DO love Michael. And if he is proven innocent, I hope you won't get too strong a dose of "Foot in Mouth" or "Egg on Face". You are a computer whiz, and I can see that. Too bad we're not friends, I'd like to have computer lessons! So I would feel (kinda) sorry for you if you do get too strong a dose of the aforementioned.
Seen any good protest rallies lately? (Not that I care)
From WildHerring@webtv.net Wed May 4 17:04:13 2005
Subject: Re: MICHEAL JACKSONs my man
Date: Tue, 3 May 2005 12:07:34 EDT
TO whom it may concern yes you mr funny person o your sooo soo clever picking
on Micheal jackson while hes trapped in other peoples web of lies
You think your site is funny making fun of micheal jackson but its you whos the joke you are the evil one and this is why first name ONE ROCK STAR or any STAR that has done so much for children? Maybe Harpos Marx of the Marx brothers who supposedly adopted a bunch of kids so he d have one kid in every window waving hello to him and thats doubtful becasue I read that the marx brothers were jewish and well we all know they stick to them selves so they wouldnt adopt strangers kids who might not be jewish or white, and jews dont like to spend alot of money I didnt say cheap jews not a jew joke just stating a fact Also they have lots of children of there own I see them near my house they have alot of kids close in age. There like Portue Ricans in that way except they Jews dont drink beer or eat pork ALos the entertainer singer Billy Holiday Joe Baker she adoped a rainbow of children when she stopped singing even though she was a stripper and worked as a spy under the name mattie hari for the germans. She loved children and gave them a good life., and didnt have her own children even though she was black and they get pregnat easy. And she used her own money not welfare so that proves her case. She was a better class of black becasue she was a STAR!
As for Micheal he s a Saint! name one STAR thats turned there own home into a amusement park with free food candy and rides for little kids? NONE can you name any that even want to borther with kids? NO! there all running off to the Playboy mansion to fool around with strippers and other women and drink and party. They are corupt rock stars and why children start taking drugs Micheal dosnt smoke pot and shoot dope or have sex with women all over theplace or strippers It s true he said he had a pill problem but thats because he was in pain and the DOCTORS gave it to him not telling him so they could addict him and charge him more money to get more medicine But Micheal stopped on his own. I dont believe he put vodlka in cans of soda that would be stupid and were would they put the soda on the plane? if they took it out of cans pour it into a nother bottle and hide it. PLEASE! that makes NO SENSE! if he was so awful why would oprah winfey have him on her show or barbara walters? huh explain that?
Micheal cured that boy of cancer becasue he is a living saint and now the family is trying to lie and sue him like everyone is Everyone who comes near micheal is bad and out to get him but Micheal becaseu he has such a good heart dosnt check on these people he just tries to give everyone jobs then they turn on him becasue there jealous MIcheal is the biggest star since Elvis thats why Lisa Marie married him explain that they got divoreced becsue the press bothered them and made fun of them and it became difficult for them to be together the same reason why J-Lo cant stay married Hopefully this time they will leave her alone since there so busy bothering Britney Spears whos trying to have a normal life with her husband and have children SO GOD BLESS HER
and all the so called pornography was prorably planted in Micheals house he woud never bother with that trash he respects wemen too much thats why his moms always with him and why Elizabeth Taylor loves him and feeds him with a spoon like a baby becasue hes frail and needsprotection from all the evil from people like YOU!
Micheal is innocent ! theres no way it could be true he loves children so much hes the father of the world! if I ever have kids I will bring them to neverland ranch and say Micheal I trust you so much I will let my kids stay with you as long as you want becasue I know you are a child at heart if hes so into boys why did he marry two children and have 3 kids? how could he have children if he was a pediphile? micheal is too busy tryingto be createfull thats why he has no time to be in court so he pays them to go away hes very very rich becasue all his records sell so great all over the world
Micheal is a living jESUS and you will go to hell making fun of GOD so youll go to hell making fun of our hero Micheal Jackson KING OF POP we love you MICHEAL and were behind you !
greatest star in the world
From unit20 Wed May 25 01:18:06 2005
Subject: your MJ jokes
Date: Wed, 25 May 2005 04:19:50 +0100
I laughed my tits off !!!!
this is my all time favourite....I'm English and guessing you're an American...you may have to look it up !
Q---What's big in one hand and small in the other ?
A---Jeremy Beadles cock
I found it funny !
keep up the good work.
From ttomm46 Tue Jun 14 11:04:07 2005
Subject: HI Bill
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 19:13:02 -0500
I get the point of your site.. it really rubs me wrong when i see all these idiots making excuses for him... the verdict today pretty well told it all....... isn't it amazing how all these chumps come to his aid just because he's a famous celebrity.i guess it reflects the IQ's of these dummies;
From email@example.com Tue Jun 14 11:06:06 2005
From: "Baba Mulon" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2005 03:54:08 +0200
Hi. It's interesting to see how does a mind of a man living on other people's back actually works. I've been studying some before, but you interest me very much. I can help you, but it will cost you a lot. You dont have that kind of money, actually. I suppose if you start working on your own, maybe in a... say 20 years you can actually do it. NOT! :) Just kidding, nobody can help you. A poor unfortunate soul, probably you will even die alone. Have a nice life, loser.
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni. Hahahaha.... a puzzle. Funny. For the slow minded, maybe.
P.S. There is help for the web site's design though. I've never seen a web site so simple, ugly, poor.. whatever. A kid in his 3rd grade can make a better one. Of course, if the kid is blind. That doesen't say much about your IQ, does it? Goodbye.
I made the web site simple for people like you.
Did you find the Latin cut-and-paste educational?
If you understood the puzzle, you wouldn't have written such an email.
From DO11214@aol.com Tue Jun 14 11:20:07 2005
From: "Debbie C.B.'s"
Subject: Check o SICK!MJJ Source - The Official Source for Michael Jackson News and Information
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 23:51:20 EDT
MJJ Source - The Official Source for Michael Jackson News and Information http://mjjsource.com/
this is unbelievable
he compares it to the berlin wall
the freeing of nelson mandela
now he can go play golf with OJ
but Martha Stewart made a phone call about her stocks
off to jail
those country hicks were star struck and just didn't want to be the ones to put this guy away
they said with the whole world watching and the weight on our shoulders
one juror said well they didn't say as far as charges were
to charge him guilty to sleeping with little boys
then they would have voted guilty
and they didn't like the mother
they talked about her with anger and disdain she snapped her fingers at the
jury talked to them she was a horrible unsympathetic witness
so this kid and all the other kids before her son and the ones to follow
will pay for this woman's performance
yep michael you sure can pick them
pick kids from F-ed up families
then turn the blame on them
doesn't he always
I wonder how long it'll take till he starts again
off to Thailand for him
but soon comes the custody trial the endless books interviews etc and the
ad nauseum bull from Jackson and the gloating
now his messianic delusions will be in full force
I'm so sick over it
as someone who was molested as a child..very young
I feel especially sad
and this molester was a nice teenage jewish boy who became a cop!
but he molested at least a dozen little girls I later found out as a
teenager when they started talking
I never told my mother till I was 30
kids don't speak well about it it's very traumatic
and those molesters know how to work you so your scared
well enjoy this bloated self promotion
this society is way too impressed by fame
I'm glad I was jaded a long time ago
after you meet Jimmy Hendrix several times everything else is kinda bland
except for the who beatles and stones cream terry reid etc etc they were
great! and all the other british bands!
now all I want is to be able to get some great photos for my photography passion thing
I can't wait till he gets caught again and now he's gonna wait for them to go wild
after he finds someone to pay to marry him!
how sick are you over this?
he's going to wait.
And then he will just go wild,
on a little boy spree
expect him soon to find some one to pay to marry him to show the world
see I am a normal man and this is my wife!
(also talking about the witnesses.. more information that's stomach turning Will....)
I recently heard an interview with two jurors so far
one man said and I taped them it was so unbelievable he "does believe michael jackson has molested little boys"
"there's no way you can spend 365 nights with a boy in your bed just eating popcorn and watching movies something had to of been going on"
the grandmother the older big mouth went on the howard stern show!
apparently her granddaughter or niece is a huge stern fan and wanted to
speak to howard so of course howard would take the call to speak to this
grandmother they were all excited to be on the show all a flutter
the woman said yes several times they were voting guilty but mostly
she complained over and over about the mother how she kept looking at the
jury and how she snapped her fingers
and the juror said
"well that was it for me NOBODY snaps their fingers at me"
(so that makes jackson go free I guess in this bitch's mind)
when howard tried to get more information about the jury and proceedings the woman gleefully said
"Well you'll have to read MY BOOK when it comes out! hehehehe"
and this pig complained about the boys mother
and everyone who wailed the kid's mom was out for money
and this woman's got a book deal while still in deliberations
it was said well she was doing a book already
like her life was so interesting before the trial HAHAHAH
who'd buy it really then but now oooh hooo
now she'll cash in
talk about GRIFTERS!
is that any different than what people accused this boy's mother and all the
other accusers before hand
truth is they'll say in their book(s) I bet they thought he was guilty but
didn't like the mother
will they admit they were pussies about being the ones putting away this
famous person who's basically famous for being a has been and a currant for the
past 20 years as a crazy wack job from an equally vile sicko dysfunctional
family of publicity whores?
that they were maybe scared of some fanatically fans backlash and the safety
of there own families?
I bet they were!!!
they are so thrilled and excited about being on this jury so impressed by
the coverage and being part of the spotlight
they forgot all about the victim's over the years AND MOSTLY
the word PROPENSITY the judge told them to use in the verdict's decision
and one juror said out right he did believe he molested children
doesn't that show propensity?
and now they can be held responsible for MJs future victims because there will be others
Will they be selling their court notes on E BAY?
fanatics will be throwing their kids at him saying Michael I always trusted
you believed you here's my kid! I know you'd never hurt them
and those poor kids he paid Debbie Rowe the money whore
they and the other mystery child have to grow up in his world
somebody take this baby dangler's kids away... who practically puts his
kids in burqas and has them wear crazy masks
how fucked up will they be
does he molest them
not his type?
what does a kid think who has to hide his face
that the world's out to get him
that there's something wrong with their face
what messages and what happens when they're older and read all about their so called father's insane and fucked up past public life
and god knows what they've seen
I prey to live long enough to read their books and see how they turn out
I did hear that the custody charges not just Debby's but from the state are still going to happen
so stay tuned for more drama
From drinkinthing_2005 Thu Jul 7 15:04:12 2005
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2005 21:41:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: Heather allen <drinkinthing_2005>
Subject: MJ sucks!!!!
Hey, I loved your sight and your jokes I emailed your link around to everyone I
know and they'll love it as well. Its hard to believe that so many people out
there believe that he is a good guy and is innocent. But anyways I was actually
in Santa Barbara, CA on vacation and my step sisters dad told me this joke he
heard.... "Mom: So did you hear Michael Jackson was found innocent? Son: Yeah its
the first time he's gotten off in front of adults!
Anyways I thought it was pretty cute...thanks for everything and keep the jokes a comin in...and btw I love reading your smart ass remarks that you post to the hate mail its great.
I hate MJ
From porkybox20051-mj Wed Jul 20 05:32:07 2005
Date: Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:32:25 +0200 (CEST)
Subject: Keep cool.
I am a long time big fan of Michael Jackson.
Many of your jokes about MJ are quite ... dull. I mean not funny at all. Or maybe I don't understand them.
Still laugh loud reading some of them.
The e-mails you received show that there are extremists everywhere.
I mean these people have very little sense of humor and should know that self-derision (is that the right way of saying it) is good for psychological balance.
Even MJ should be laughing when he reads them.
A joke is just a joke. And a joke by nature is not necessarily 100 % true but is meant to entertain.
I have to add that I still believe that MJ is not guilty of the crimes he's been accused of. American justice system has been bad enough for black people (even though we're not quite sure anymore about MJ's skin color) for us to believe that when they (black or supposed black people) are freed, we can trust the judgement. And what ever MJ does to himself is none of our business.
What we should care about is do we like his performances as a singer and a dancer?
Yes I do. What about you?
Peace and Love.
I am going back to the jokes. Haven't laughed enough yet.
And please get us some more!!!
And I am sure the Elvis ones will be ... tearful.
From email@example.com Thu Jul 28 04:10:13 2005
From: Cenk <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:28:14 +0200
fuckin' stop the jokes about Michael, will ya'?
i hate you.
if you don't take the page out AT ONCE, i will release your e-mail adress to the Michael Jackson Fan community, you Bastard.
Thanks for the offer, Cenky!!! I accept!
I need more links from fan sites to increase my google score.
From Glock1745 Mon Aug 1 22:32:06 2005
Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 20:48:53 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
just wanted to add suttin to the list of emails. AWESOME jokes!!!! to all the mj fans...seriously.....when they respond to ur site it sounds like they r being sarcastic and joking. i cant take them seriously. i think its funny as hell that a screwed up fk like him has fans. anywayz i hope they r all kidding. and to the girl or guy or it that was talking about us feeling bad when michael dies, i dotn give a shit, i hope he dies tomorrow. fk him. keep up the good work.
From BahamutX1028 Sat Sep 10 17:26:08 2005
Subject: haha wow
Date: Sat, 10 Sep 2005 14:22:47 EDT
hahaha nice jokes man! I'm a fan of michael jackson because he's one of the
greatest dancers and singers. The Mj that we all once knew in the 80s was
the best but after that the black michael jackson died. Now there is this
white freak who looks like a girl who claims to be michael jackson. The black
michael jackson from his thriller era will always be remembered. Go ahead
continue your jokes it's what you do and I don't find it offensive because
I'm not a obsessed fan. I just love his dancing and songs, nothing more.
You had to admit though the black michael jackson was cool, but now he's just not human.
Yes, the black MJ was cool. The white MJ is a freak of nature. http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
From nikorideout Sat Sep 10 19:12:05 2005
From: "niko rideout" <nikorideout>
Subject: michael jackson
Date: Sat, 10 Sep 2005 22:44:37 +0100
hey will, love the site, best shite i've read in a long time! - keep it up!
hey, i have to say this to anyone who left a bad reply - dony take it so bloody serious and have a good laugh for a change. i don't think he did it, but do you see me leaving a bad reply - no, just wetting my self on the sofa with my brother! If you disagree with this reply, plz feel free to contact me on email@example.com - i am open to all arguements! so here you have it, a review from a 13 yr old boy. oh and remember - dont take it so bloody personaly for gods sake.
Ouch! You admitted on the internet that you are a 13 year old who wets himself with his brother???
Dude, you need some serious help and you came to the wrong place... This isn't http://www.i-wanna-be-mjs-next-boy-toy.com
Are you and MJ next on http://www.veryverygay.com/ ?
From Jeffraypro Wed Sep 28 21:00:44 2005
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 20:12:54 EDT
I know it happened a while ago i found these jokes really funny and how ppl can accluy stand up fr Micheal Jackson is just messes up if these ppl need a better hobbie than to worship a child molester with messes up skin color issues.
From X3MichaelsLover@aol.com Sat Oct 29 10:00:07 2005
Subject: Michael Jackson
Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005 20:38:32 EDT
Ohkay this is really pathetic and childish.I Am 11 years old and see micheal for his talent and you should respect that.michael jackson has a hell of a lot of talent and he is a lot more talented than you.he has a very smart and intellectual personallity and i love him more than anyone in the world and you may think fans of michael are just plain and wierd like michael himself.but hes not wierd at all,before you critiscize this man,really think about all hes done,if it wasnt for michael black artists wouldnt be where they are today because michael jackson's thriller was played nonstop on mtv and before they wouldnt even play black artists films,so that is something to think about.and if you know so much about him,what is his birthday,how old is he,whats his middle name,his shoe size,his height,weight and favorite food? i know all of those things and if you are going to be childish and stupid then go ahead but i want you to think about this email,if i can accept michael for who he is and his talent and not what he looks like at the age of 11,i know you can too.
Everyone knows Michael's vital statistics -- they are listed on his mugshot mj.html#mugshot from November 2003.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Mon Jan 16 21:18:07 2006
From: "lauren anderson" <email@example.com>
Subject: the person hu makes up shit about MJ
Date: Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:27:40 +0000
Just wana let u no that sum of u dickfaces need to get a life. Its nice to know that you have nothing else better to do with your sad little lives than to make up a shitty website about mj. you make him out to be nothing n if he ment nufin to u, u wudnt spend all ur fuckin time makin up all this bullshit! well most of its copied neway lmao the jokes r OLD!!! michael jackson is not a peadophile.. innocent until proven guilty..thats fair int it??.. was he proven guilty.. ummm NOOOOO!!! and huever sed im sure mj wud b laffin at these jokes needs to wake up n smell the coffee!..mj hates the SAD FUCK FACES that say shit about him n hes far too important to be lookin at little shitty websites that stupid little children like YOU made up about him. o yh, if you like mj.. THEN U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u dnt.. THEN ROTT IN HELL U WANKSHAFTS!
your not worth this earths oxygen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! inabit ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*moonwalks away from this SHIT site :P *
From firstname.lastname@example.org Tue Feb 28 00:52:17 2006
Subject: (*) !!! L O N G L I V E T H E K I N G O F P O P !!! (*) wil met je praten.
Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:37:57 Pacific Standard Time
hey, I just read some MJ jokes, but umm... can we talk?
please accept me, I think you are a funny guy :)
From email@example.com Tue Feb 28 00:52:18 2006
From: "Marcel Nguyen" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:40:44 +0100
YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTLY PATHETIC MAMARAPER
MJ M00NWALKS ON UR FACE U SUCK MY DICK IDIOT, MJ IS THE BEST,
U SUCK, =), UR MAMA LOOKS LIKE UR DADDY, AND U LOOK LIKE DAFFY DUCK FUCKING FUCKER.
Dude, get some help.
We can't talk until you fix your caps lock key.
I think that it is stuck.
From email@example.com Sat Mar 4 01:28:10 2006
From: "Marcel Nguyen" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:51:45 +0100
No... I think I expressely pushed the button 8))
Hmm... Then maybe your brain is stuck -- I've noticed that many Michael Jackson fans have that problem.
Don't worry; I can help you. Find a calendar and study the big four digit number at the top.
Read the big numbers carefully: 2-0-0-6. It isn't 1978 any more. It is not even 1989. It is 2006.
The doctor says: Wake up and smell the coffee. If the symptoms persist, take two aspirin and email me in the morning.
From Pooja963@aol.com Tue Feb 28 00:52:17 2006
Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:43:16 EST
Eyo i just wanna say this is the most life-less thing i'v ever seen on
line.. u cant hate michael jackson that much, i mean boyyy, u have a site
dedicated to him.. like someone previously said, he is a normal man..
If you got beat and taken for a child, i'm sure you too would be a bit unstable at
mind aswell.. So think before you speak, hater!! WHAT GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND!!
Still, cuss him off yee.. I'm his lil wifey and i know the truth!!
Dear Lil Wifey, My deepest apologies for offending you.
Obviously Michael is a normal man.
You can tell because he does things that normal men do all the time.
Why just last month, he went on a shopping trip in Bahrain dressed as
a traditional Muslim woman in a black abaya.
From email@example.com Fri Mar 10 21:24:15 2006
From: "Laura Jade Parker" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:17:11 +0000
you are soooo not funny!!! i aint even gonna waste my time wit u howz about u go shove yo head up yo momma's pussy? WHERE IT BELONGS
Dear Miss Aural Porker, How did you ever come up with such a creative email name as "mjist he king"?
From sonjak01 Tue Jun 27 11:46:07 2006
From: "Sonja" <sonjak01>
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:47:17 +0930
hey i rekon ur jokes are insulting but fucking funni. if ppl do like Mj well dont look at this site i rekon in stead of complaining. ive share some of these joke wid ma friends and they crack up laughing. if u want ma email its bird881 lol any wayz im gonna go now bye
From email@example.com Tue Sep 26 22:48:15 2006
From: "Perry Greaves" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: your jokes
Date: Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:21:23 +0100
After seeing your website i would like to invite you to the next michael jackson fan meet up. Please bring your 'jokes' with you and read them to the fans as it is very easy to hide behind a computer screen. if you want to make a joke about michael do it in person. Just to let you know i will also be sending the link to your site to ramone baine who is michael jacksons official spokesperson. I'm sure i'm not the first to tell you that what you are doing is slander and i'm sure michael's legal team will be very happy to prosecute as they have now started cracking down on slander towards their client
Thanks for the invitation! I have nothing against MJ. Buy the plane tickets and hotel, and I might come. If jokes about public figures were illegal, Letterman, Leno, and Conan would have been out of business years ago along with the 4 million pages returned by http://www.google.com/search?q=Michael+Jackson+Jokes
See you soon, William
From xxblackapplexx Wed Jul 11 09:46:06 2007
From: rosie <xxblackapplexx>
Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:24:11 +0930
I just wanted to say, all u ppl that called him a motherfucker, you're wrong.
Hes a son fucker.
And if MJ and Pamela Anderson had a baby, would it be a Barbie doll?
Awesome site man.
Luv ur work.
And why do u ppl look up Michael Jackson jokes in google if u luv him so much???
Im desperate to know.
u can add the joke...
well I like it...
Thanks for the joke!
The googlers are a mystery to me as well. Maybe they are the same people who gawk at traffic accidents.
From email@example.com Mon Jul 30 14:12:05 2007
From: "Holly Davidson" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: In regards to your Michael Jackson jokes.
Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:42:41 +1000
If this is your fan mail I'd hate to see your hate mail!
Do you think about it before you go to bed, what a ignorant selfish person you are?..Do you believe in anything? heaven, i wouldnt bother if i was you..karma, i hope not for your sake.
Or before you go to bed do you think of how funny you are? Oh the wit! *Sarcasm*
Michael Jackson is a good man. I've never understood what makes someone hurt a good man...same principle as with a murderer, what makes them do it? Mabye you can explain.
Think about the consequences of your actions. You never know how much pain you can cause somebody just with words.
William, have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
If you haven't, you should be. (life for a life theory)
If you have, why go out of your way to cause somebody pain?
From email@example.com Sat Dec 1 17:42:06 2007
From: hgfhgfhgf <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Comments on Michael Jackson's jokes
Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2007 15:39:26 +0200
Hello! It's an mj's fan here and want to commend on your website. It's good to tell jokes and have fun. Jokes make our lives better and makes them longer. However, it's not so good when you make jokes in order to make fun of other people. Those people are hurt. When you make jokes about them and make up stories about them, you bully them. Michael Jackson is bullied by you. I don't say that in order to insult you, I'm just telling you the truth. Would you like it if you were mj? Other people would make fun of you. You wouldn't molestate children but because you would be wrongly accussed for that, people would make fun of you. You wouldn't like that and you would be right, you are a human and you have feelings; mj does too! Why don't you think of the good parts of mj? He's one of the greatest artist of the world. He has an excellent voice! He loves children and because he would let them play in his house, he was accussed for pedophilia. Why do make jokes of him? Is it because you are a racist? Mj is an African American and he lost his colour because of a skin disorter, vitiligo, which causes loss of pegmentation. Don't you see that does not have any melanin anymore and he always carries an umbrella in order to be protected from the sun? He has a skin disease. Btw, people who know you can find something to make fun of you.
From terrypam Wed Feb 13 11:32:03 2008
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes
Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:08:50 +1100
I just found your site while surfing the net and I have to say it's hilarious! You have the best jokes on your site and I was shocked when I read the fan mail. How low can people go? It's just a bit of fun. If they truly believe that Michael is such a "good person" then they msut have their eyes closed and their ears blocked. He's a horrible person, both physically and emotionally. I love all the jokes, but there are some that I was nearly crying at with laughter at. Such as:
It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.
Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
A: It comes in a little can.
Anyway, again congratulations on the site and I hope you continue to update.
From moonlite22 Sun Nov 30 13:26:04 2008
Subject: mj jokes page
Date: Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:01:00 +0000
i am a massive michael fan and wold like to say that although i dont believe for a second michael did anything with any and child, i found your page very funny in places, i so liked the one what does michael eat after dinner? under eights, i even forwarded it to a friend... so althought naughty you for putting them there... thanks for the giggle lol
From email@example.com Sat Dec 6 22:46:03 2008
From: "Dorrian Journey" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Sat, 6 Dec 2008 13:16:51 -0800
Why are you makin fun of Michael Jackson you ugly nigga. How would you like if someone talk about you. All I know is that you need to say sorry to him and to every fan. All I know is you bet not say nothin else about him, because he been through alot and still is and he has a lot pressure on him. So stop talking about him because just think about it everything that happened to him can happen to you. God Bless You
From eva_cbgd Thu Jun 25 17:56:01 2009
Subject: New jokes i came up with...
Date: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:52:13 -0500
Hey william i think ur jokes are great! I'm a big fan of MIchael's but that doesn't mean i don't enjoy a good joke every now and then haha anyway the other day i was listening to Guns N' Roses and i came up with a couple of lame jokes:
What's MIchael Jackson's favorite rock song?
Sweet Child O' Mine
What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he heard Sweet Child O' Mine?
Called Guns N' Roses to see if they could share some of their children with him
Hope you liked them it would be really cool if you could include them in your site
It is very sad though. I just saw in the news that he passed away today.
From eva_cbgd Fri Jun 26 19:54:01 2009
Subject: RE: New jokes i came up with...
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:20:05 -0500
Yes i saw it too on CNN, bad thing is i just realised how much he meant for me.. but he's in a better place now no more suffering i hope
Thanks though i feel kind of guilty or bad for coming up with those jokes precisely the day he died
From mogulsrule Fri Jun 26 19:30:01 2009
From: "Ryan" <mogulsrule>
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:19:19 -0600
What time is bedtime in MJ's Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand.
Thanks, but that is already in the list.
From chewbaccaspyder Fri Jun 26 19:54:01 2009
Date: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:54:44 -0700
From: "Gary" <chewbaccaspyder>
Subject: Can you verify this?
I heard Micheal Jackson requested to be cremated in his will but they can't do it because burning plastic would create too much air pollution.
Is this true?
From jeannettew Fri Jun 26 20:04:01 2009
From: "Jeannette" <jeannettew>
Subject: Hi There.
Date: Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:56:23 +1200
I think you should delete your website as respect to michael as he is dead now. By the way i read your jokes about a month ago, and i couldnt stop fucking laughing at how funny ! you tried to be Funny ! Why put joke's on the internet for every one to see & just Laugh at how funny they are not. yeah real smart mate he's done so much for the world and he was SEXY !!! in the 70's and 80's and still the same guy. your a freak he who is a try hard and dont tell any more joke's no matter what they are about because if i was an audience " BOOOOOOO " get off the fucking stage *throws a shoe*
From mountbatten Fri Jun 26 20:08:01 2009
From: "Mountbatten Blammo" <mountbatten>
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:38:52 +1000
Subject: I have made up some michael jackson jokes for you
I made up these this morning. Pls publish them on your list. I will send more if I think of any!
1/ Official cause of death: "The Boogie". The Sunshine, Moonlight and the Good Times were released after extensive questioning showed they could not be blamed.
2/ The body bag had a lesser plastic content than its occupant
3/ ...and you thought he smelled "Bad" before..
4/ He's releasing two new posthumous albums: "Chiller" and "Gangrenous"
5/ Q. What's a Jackson fo(u)r?
A. Nothing. That's just the number that remain!
6/ He should have been the tinman in "The Wiz", at least that way he woulda got a new heart.
7/ His heart just stopped - "It had obviously Got Enough"
8/ At least he won't need makeup for the Thriller video remake
From email@example.com Mon Jun 29 22:02:05 2009
From: "Zahra Zuzziie" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:35:21 +0100
You fucking wanker.
You are some sick person and you got no respesct buddy. Michael Jackson is better than you in every way so only mental people would look at your jokes and laugh. Mate you can't get away with this because the police have found this site and are tracking you down. Youve had too many complaints so youre in trouble.
I bet you're just jealous. JEALOUS. Go fuck your mum if you're that bored. God what time youve wasted making this shitty site. Michael Jackson never bleached his skin or got skin disorder. It was Pepsi's fault; LOOK IT UP.
That Chandler thing is a fucking lie.
What species are you?
What species are you?
Because no human had that kind of mind. The way you think makes EVERYONE ELSE think youre a pedo. Wait, you must be a pedophile. Youve written things that nobodys thought of which are so repulsive. They are your pervetty ideas. Michael Jackson loved children because he never had a childhood. He was abused by his dad when he was younger.
So shut your fucking mouth you dweeb. Go rape someone with youre ideas that are on your website.
WHAT A DICKHEAD.
Im not even that much of a fan of Michael Jackson yet I still think its ERRRR.
reply to this and watch.
"only mental people would look at your jokes" -- so where does that leave you?
"Michael Jackson never bleached his skin or got skin disorder." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson reports that Jackson was diagnosed with vitiligo and lupus in the mid-1980s.
Whether or not the Chandler story is true, many articles, for example http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196009/Im-better-dead-Im-How-Michael-Jackson-predicted-death-months-ago.html , agree that "Jackson also deserved much of the blame, of course. Continuing to share a bed with children even after the suspicions surfaced bordered on criminal stupidity."
From JThurm Tue Jun 30 02:12:38 2009
From: "Jerry" <JThurm>
Subject: Michael's Last Words
Date: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:48:10 -0700
Take me to Childrens Hospital.
From email@example.com Fri Jul 3 13:00:05 2009
From: "Carsten Huelswitt" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes
Date: Fri, 3 Jul 2009 11:19:25 +0200
Don't you have any honour?
Wasn't it clear that he was not found guilty in ALL points.....
But there were some greedy parents behind??
Yes, even though the trial was a media circus, he was still found not guilty on all charges http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_v._Jackson
From email@example.com Fri Jul 3 13:12:04 2009
From: "Kieran Emery" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Do you hate Michael?
Date: Wed, 1 Jul 2009 18:08:44 +0000
Do you hate Michael Jackson or just light-heartedly making fun of him?
You must like him cos you have a site dedicated to him whether it is ripping him or not without Jacko you wouldn't have this website.
Shame, I would kinda like to laugh to the jokes but I can't cos Jackson just died and he was a legend.
It's sad how nearly all the jokes revolve around him and child molestation accusations which he was dropped of all charges yet people still took the mick out of him.
Jackson was legend and had to deal with 45 years of fame.
People like Britney Spears can't deal with 10 years!!
It's a shame he is now dead cos these jokes just don't become funny and if you say them now it's like your mocking his death which is just wrong.
I think you should take it down as poeple are now using the jokes in spite against Jackson (Well they always have) even when he is now dead.
But yeah whatever that's just my opinion.
MJ = Legend
"Do you hate Michael Jackson or just light-heartedly making fun of him?"
The pages are just jokes that people sent.
From email@example.com Mon Jul 6 11:06:03 2009
From: "Zahra Zuzziie" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Sat, 4 Jul 2009 04:47:20 +0100
at first i only read some of the pedophile jokes and thought it was sick but i never read that you had nothing against him or any fan mail. so i had that impression that you had some sick mind.
but now i read everything and ive kinda calmed down now.
you gotta admit though, some of your jokes were harsh.
well, im off now.
From kath Mon Jul 6 11:08:03 2009
Subject: Your MJ Joke Site
Date: Wed, 1 Jul 2009 20:50:01 +1000
I am not a hater of your website, let me get this straight. I don't believe in calling people 'wankers' or insulting you (as I have seen others do above), but let me just say this.
Your website, as entertaining it might have been during MJ's life, is extremely offensive now. There are people who love MJ, like me, and reading your jokes have actually made me cry. He was such a wonderful person, and yes, though you say that letting children sleep in your bed is inappropriate, he did nothing wrong, he's a child at heart and he loved children. I just feel that its extremely inappropriate to keep up such ridicules of his life, not just his life though, of him as as an entity and as a person.
Please don't post this email up on your website, it's not meant as an attack on what you do. I just plead with you to have a tad more tact and a bit more respect. I'm actually crying as I type this email... I'm sorry, but your website exemplifies the type of abuse that Michael had to put up with before his death: constant jokes about him self.
Perhaps his death was a blessing in disguise, to take him away from the shit thrown at him. I know you have the freedom to post what you like, but this is just so disheartening and really, really depressing in light of his passing.
It is sad that the people close to him didn't help him.
After the Chandler accusations in 93, they should have told him to stop the sleepovers,
and they should never have given him access to so many drugs during the last 15 years.
From email@example.com Fri Jul 17 19:17:52 2009
From: "Brenda meadors" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: I hate you
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:08:22 -0400
I just want to tell you how horrible you are. How could you say such things about such a wonderful man he was more man then you I bet. My dad was close friends with Michael and I was devastated when he died. How could you do that. He was such a good person and you just make up jokes about him based on lies. Let me just ask you this, did you get any benefit from this? Huh? No there is no benefit from this it's just some sick cruel joke you made up to make you feel better about yourself. I hope your happy for what you have done. If you laugh when you read this...... well that just makes me the better person so just do what you want but I have 3 words for you!!!!!
DON'T DIS MICHAEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From email@example.com Wed Jul 22 01:08:03 2009
From: "zahra mir" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: :O SO SORRY.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:50:21 +0100
Oh MY GOD.
ARRRGH im so sorry that was my cousin saying that stuff to you!! shes just so upset about michael jackson so she sent that through MY NAME AND MSN for some reason >:( .
well to be honest i dont like your jokes that much but thats my opinion. excuse my cousin :L she was hyper that day :L
THE REAL ZAHRA :)
From email@example.com Thu Dec 3 16:36:04 2009
From: Zoe (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Subject: Not Being Funny Or Nothing But..
Date: Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:34:43 +0000
Why If You Didn't Have Anything Against Him Then Why Do You Have All This Shit About He Is A Boy Fucking Rapist Then? Your Actually really harsh and everyone else is for having this shit on the internet its a load of shit ffs I wish you would keep your thoughts to yourself no one else needs to have this shit how would you like it if I said something harsh to you ?
btw I am just saying this I don't need no shit back and btw I might have missed spelt some words and idk tbh :@
ARSE HOLE LEAVE HIM ALONE HE IS DEAD WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE A LIL BIT OF RESPECT FUCKING HELL GO AND RAPE YOUR MUM U MOTHER FUCKING RETARD!
Just saying .... I don't have anything against you im just saying .... (LIKE YOU SAID ABOUT MJ)
From email@example.com Thu Dec 3 16:36:04 2009
From: CJ Marland (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Date: Fri, 4 Dec 2009 02:02:14 +1100
Subject: re: MJ jokes page
IMO I feel sorry for you, having to put up with the abuse on your hate mail page
(ref: http://williambader.com/mjfanmail.html). I find some of it very funny, though.
I am now convinced that there are exactly 7 people in the world who like Michael Jackson (all 7 use different pseudonyms, IP addresses, and typing styles each time), and the other 6.4 billion like Michael Jackson jokes. Good on them. They are the people who can poke fun at others and get away with it, because they aren't restricted by naïveté and are instead cynical enough to make people laugh at a person who was just so easy to laugh at.
I also laugh at the people who say "how would you like it if someone poked fun at you?" I'm guessing it's because you don't care if Anonymous pokes fun at you, because that's certainly my attitude. Hell, I believe in freedom of speech. Say what the hell you want about me... it's probably true.
Incidentally, don't mistake me for a Michael Jackson hater. I recognise his influence, but dislike his music. I'm actually glad he OD'd, because that gives rise to conspiracy theories. Being a scientist-in-training, the conspiracy theories are what will keep me going in the future.
Cue angry letters from all 7 of Michael Jackson's fans.
From email@example.com Wed Jun 16 12:34:01 2010
From: "Lulu Kordzadze" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 11:46:27 +0400
To whom it may concern,
This page ( http://williambader.com/mj.html ) is beyond disrespect!
Especially when this is about a deceased man. Michael Jackson wasn't only greatest entertainer but he was also the most generous heat and the greatest Humanitarian. He was the only celebrity who had raised $300 Million for charity. During his life Michael Jackson was put though hell by media, only because he Loved, Cared and Helped save lives of dying children around the world! Let me remind you that in 2005 Michael Jackson was acquitted on all 10 counts and was proved Innocent! But even after his death the media still seems to be after him. Trashing Michael Jackson's name will bring no fame to your page!
There exists a veritable army of Michael Jackson advocates who refuse to accept further denigration of Michael Jackson's character, legacy and reputation.
On behalf of all concerned fans wold wide I kindly ask you to Remove those offensive jokes!
Thank you very much for taking time to read it.
Lulu Kordzadze Tbilisi, Georgia
From email@example.com Wed Jun 16 12:36:01 2010
From: "Louise" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Michael Jackson Page
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:55:53 +1000
Please remove your disgusting and horrible page on Michael Jackson. All of the information on your page, is insulting and false.
Remember, tabloids survive on lies and deceit. If you read the book Redemption you would find out that the media reports on the Jordan Chandler case were lies and it was an extortion plot. Michael Jackson was cleared on all accounts.
Expect a lot more emails like this.
So unless you want thousands of emails requesting you remove the page .. I suggest you remove the page ASAP.
"Redemption" isn't the best source.
"In the end, Hughes doesn't know whether Michael Jackson took advantage of his young friend or not. Neither does the reader.... In the meantime, God help the children caught up in these messes."
"If the author really has 'proof' that MJ was innocent of the 1993 charges, why hasn't she been subpoeanaed to testify on his behalf in the current case? The answer is simple: Ms. Hughes knows next to nothing..."
"This book is right out of Michael Jackson PR people. The only truth I see in this book is the Quotes from the Bible..."
"HUGHES: I guess if that was the only thing I had that I could say made me believe that, you would probably be right and I would probably look into it further based on your view. But there's many occasions..."
"O'REILLY: All right, but I asked you for the big gun. And the big gun hasn't convinced me."
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 14:22:02 2010
From: "Cecilia ." <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:20:05 +0200
Please remove your page where you have disrespectful jokes about Michael Jackson!!!
Very very wrong.. You obviously havent lost anyone close to you.. Hope you find love in your life someday... I feel so sorry for you!
/Cecilia Mattsson L.O.V.E.
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 14:24:01 2010
From: "Malwine Kauntz" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Your Jokes are disgusting.
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:48:51 -0400
I hope some day somebody writes disgusting jokes about you. You area very disrespectful man and the jokes are in very poor taste. You have angered many people. I don't even know how you sleep at night knowing the many people you hurt with your stupid jokes.
You disgust me.
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 14:24:01 2010
From: "rihab ben saidi" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:49:04 +0000
Subject: Please remove those horrible jokes from your website
In respect of Michael Jackson, his children and family, could you please remove this trashy rubbish about him from your page. It is a slanderous attack on the character of Michael Jackson. Have you lost all respect for a man that gave his all to this world and donated millions of dollars to charities and helped to heal the world?
You must know that We are not going to stop and that we will no longer tolerate further denigration of Michael Jackson's name and reputation!
it's the worst page I've ever seen!
It's time for you all to put your pride and love of human suffering aside and find some morals. Michael Jackson has 3 young children, a father and a mother, 6 brothers and 3 sisters, and ...many nephews and nieces who have all been struggling for closure amidst this media circus surrounding their father/son/brother/uncle's death, AND life. I would have thought that following Michael Jackson's demise you would all begin to open your eyes and see who Michael really is/was. I guess no one want to take that responsibility.
Michael Jackson has long been the target of merciless press and we, those who love Michael Jackson, need his name to be restored to where it belongs-with honour, respect and the dignity that he deserves.
Do your own research look for the truth & do not believe all what the media feeds you with.
please take a look at this article http://www.huffingtonpost.com/charles-thomson/one-of-the-most-shameful_b_610258.html
go to this wesite & you'll see the truth http://charlesthomsonjournalist.blogspot.com/
Michael was unique different but not weird & most importantly INNOCENT.
I really wish you love because i can't understand people who have so much hate in their hearts for a person they don't know, they never met & who did no harm to them.
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 14:26:01 2010
From: "S. G." <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Mike Jackson
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:51:29 +0000
Your page is insulting and disgusting please remove it and show respect to Michael's children, they don't deserve this. Children should be protected against heartless people, I'm sure you'll understand.
Gràcies pels seus comentaris, pero crec que no hi ha manera d'escapar dels bromes.
Fins i tot si em trec la pàgina, hi ha centenars d'altres llocs web amb pitjors bromes.
Annetonie Jackson -> The Official Michael Jackson Fans of Southern California:
June 17, 2010
this was just sent around by Lulu, please help get these disgusting jokes about Michael removed (scroll down below the articles)
Annetonie Jackson: send your emails to Williambader@hotmail.com
June 17, 2010 at 7:15am
From email@example.com Fri Jun 18 18:50:01 2010
Subject: RE: Mike Jackson
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:06:23 +0000
Thank you for taking the time to answer my message but don't you think that some of the jokes, specially those concerning children, are absolutely insulting not only for he and his family but also for all the children of the world? it's really sad that some find such jokes funny, it's disturbing, they shouldn't make laugh and I'm not talking as an MJ fan only, I also do it as a human being and a mother. I don't understand that sense of humour. I'm sure that people who were abused being children don't find them funny, or... maybe they do trying to ease the pain.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Jun 17 14:26:01 2010
From: "danila bianciotti" <email@example.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:52:23 +0000
PLEASE REMOVE THOSE JOKES ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON! THEY ARE SO DISRECPECTFULL!
DONT YOU HAVE NO RESPECT?? PLEASE TAKE THEM DOWN, IF HIS CHILDREN SAW THAT THEY WOULD BE SO SAD! ITS DISRESPECTING AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING.....
From Mlake25@aol.com Thu Jun 17 14:28:02 2010
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:46:56 -0400
Subject: Please, Remove those filthy jokes!
Please remove these filthy Michael Jackson Jokes from your page!!!!!!!!!!!
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Jun 17 14:28:02 2010
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes & Aritcles via your site
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:56:19 -0400
To Whom It May Concern,
Your disgusting "articles" about the late great Michael Jackson is not only
sickening but it's an obvious demonstration of your hate for the man! I hope
the Jackson family is aware of your site and takes legal action against you.
You ought to be ashamed!! How would you like it if someone did that to you????
SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!
A Devoted Michael Jackson Fan Forever
From PrincessGina1977@msn.com Thu Jun 17 14:28:02 2010
From: "PrincessGina" <PrincessGina1977@msn.com>
Subject: Nasty jokes about Michael Jackson
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:50:59 -0500
This page is shameful and disgusting. How dare you
besmirch someone who was innocent of the lies that was said. How dare you
disrespect his mother and children this way. How would you feel if this was you?
Do the right thing and remove these lies and bad taste in jokes.
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 14:28:02 2010
From: "Megan Wessels" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 06:42:05 -0700
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes
Would you kindly remove these nasty Michael Jackson jokes from your site, please. The man is dead and I find these jokes very inappropriate and disrespectful. Plus, all of them are NOT true.
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 14:28:02 2010
From: "Symantha Clough" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:56:05 -0700
I'm going to keep this short because I'm already wasting more time on you than I should. Please remove your stupid and hurtful Michael Jackson jokes page on your website. http://williambader.com/mj.html
Almost no one finds it funny. If you hate him so much, why waste your time posting about him. Get a life!
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 14:28:02 2010
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:29:46 +0200
Subject: MJ jokes
Dear Mr. Bader,
I recently come upon your page and I'm appalled at the disgusting jokes about Michael. I also saw that fans have been complaining to you since 2002 and yet these lies are still there.
Obviously you have not done your homework by trying to find the truth. Maybe you didn't want to...? More's the pity on you.
The fact remains that Michael Jackson will always be one of the greatest humanitarians and the greatest entertainer that ever lived and nothing's ever gonna changed that.
I can only hope that God (or who/whatever you believe in) someday grant you the wisdom to open your mind and heart and see the truth right in front of you.
Please remove those jokes, they're not funny at all and more importantly, they hurt Michael's children and his family. How would your children/family feel, if things were turned around and YOU were branded a pedo even if you were not (btw, for all I know, you could be a pedo).
Just my two cents... Anne
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Jun 17 14:28:03 2010
From: "francesca meschi" <email@example.com>
Subject: remove this page!
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:15:20 +0200
Plenty of Michael Jackson's fans all around the world would like you to remove this outrageous page from the web:
First of all Michael Jackson is dead: we want just a little of RESPECT for a dead man, whoever he is.
Second: Michael Jackson was definitely one of the purest human beings that have ever walked on earth, we have been fighting to clear his name for a long time and this page represents now our new goal.
If you don't believe me please take information before publishing this garbage:
he was innocent: he used to play with kids doing, for example cake/water baloon fights, on youtube you can find plenty of those videos!!! (watch "Michael Jackson private home movies", also as a private, believe me it would be a great experiece also for yourself...... you'll discover your pure child-like side, you'll "meet" a PURE INNOCENT person able to open your heart and make you feel better.... we all need some innocence)
Maybe you (as many others) do not understand that "sleeping together" is not always linked with "sex", because YOU are not innocent!!!
So please remove this page, if you don't belive us, at least think that we are a great number of your followers!!!!!
From Orlando@gmx.org Thu Jun 17 15:48:02 2010
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:18:01 +0200
I am shocked how disrespectful and distasteful people still are even after somebody passed away. What shall we teach our children about an adult world so disgusting, dim and dishonorable. If people who enjoy such stuff listened to Michael Jackson's words a bit more intensively and did just a tiny bit of good of what he did in caring for our world it would surely be a much better place.
So please remove this disrespectful, distasteful site - as a parent and teacher I ask you to do so - especially for our and first of all Michael's children!
Ulrike Lhost, Germany
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Jun 17 15:48:02 2010
From: "Cettina Camilleri" <email@example.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:02:38 +0200
I am Cettina from Malta, and I would truly apriciate if you be kibd enough to take those jokes about Michael from this web-site http://williambader.com/mj.html . It realy do hurt me when I see such hate for the most loving person, who cared for everyone and love everyone even his haters.
Thanks in regards Always Cettina God Bless
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Jun 17 16:46:01 2010
From: "Solomon Iman" <email@example.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:38:48 -0700
First of all Love to the world this is a message from the messenger you are bashing . Do you know who you are talking against to LOR OF LORDS KING OF KINGS Michael the archangel . In behalf of his holy name I am encourage you to stop going against GOD . right now I am commanding you to stop before the wrath of GOD falling on you . right now no need to reply LIVE US ALONE . LIVE MICHAEL ALONE .
You may be sell your soul to the devil but there is still a chance for you to ask God forgiveness Michael is the hope of the world and coming soon to pick up the faithful . Where you will be the its your choice
This is not a warning but COMAND from GOD STOP going against GOD
So you are starting your own religion, the Church of Jacksonology?
And the post below is your first follower?
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Jun 17 17:44:01 2010
From: "eden tedla" <email@example.com>
From: "EDEN TEDLA" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:38:44 -0700
Sent: Thu, June 17, 2010 4:38:48 PM
First of all Love to the world this is a message from the messenger you are bashing . Do you know who you are talking against to LORD OF LORDS KING OF KINGS Michael the archangel . In behalf of his holy name I am encourage you to stop going against GOD . right now I am commanding you to stop before the wrath of GOD falling on you . right now no need to reply LIVE US ALONE . LIVE MICHAEL ALONE .
You may be sell your soul to the devil but there is still a chance for you to ask God forgiveness Michael is the hope of the world and coming soon to pick up the faithful . Where you will be the its your choice
This is not a warning but COMAND from GOD STOP going against GOD
LIVE MICHAEL JACKSON SON OF GOD ALONE OR ELSE
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 16:50:02 2010
From: "hennie&mieke nijssen" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Michael jackson "jokes"....
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 22:36:48 +0200
Your page is disgusting and breakes my heart.
let the man rest in peace if YOU have a heart please....
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 17:20:02 2010
From: "Emelie Connor" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:07:53 -0400
Subject: Michael Jackson jokes
To whom it may concern,
i am asking you to remove this page and all jokes of about Michael Jackson.
i have read some of these jokes and they are sooooo disrespectful. these are all based on lies and rumors that the media blew wat out of proportion. please have some respect for Michael and his family in their time. thank you
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 17:22:01 2010
From: "Kita KaT" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: About your MJ Page - Remove it NOW!
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:46:39 -0400
I would respectively ask for you to remove your MJ page from the web but its obvious that you do not have it yourself.
REMOVE THE PAGE AT ONCE!
YOU MAY CHOOSE TO BE A SICK PEDOPHILE, BUT MJ WAS NOT!
Touch not a soul in confusion... for you will be taken in... Consumed by desperate emotion... becoming one with him. ©A KitaKat Kabootle...
Dear Mizz Kat,
I love your chocolate bars http://www.kitkat.com/ Keep up the good work!
Nice sig, by the way, but copied from "In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni."
From Jrwi2004a@aol.com Thu Jun 17 20:40:01 2010
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2010 19:43:03 -0400
Subject: Re: have some respect
Please remove MJ JOKES, ETC. His fans find it offensive.
Find another topic and join morons anonymous for kicks.
From email@example.com Thu Jun 17 22:14:02 2010
From: "Rebekka phillips" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:39:44 +0100
Hello, I'm Rebekka I'm 18 years old and I'm from the UK. I am not going to shout at you, or call you names or offend you in any way as I am sure you are a wonderful human being. I have a short request for which I am sure you will ignore, because well, everyone ignores me. So, down to the point. After reading through your website, I realise you are a genuine human being who has a good heart. With no surprise to you I'm sure, I am a Michael Jackson fan =). I have read through the jokes on your website. I know it is totally your decision and your decision alone, but I am asking you to please remove the jokes from the website. Not for me and not for any other Michael Jackson fan out there. Especially the ones who have sent you those disgusting emails/hate mail whivh you DO NOT deserve by the way! =). I am asking you to take the jokes off of your Michael purely for Michael's children and his family. Throughout their lives, Michael protected them from the media as much as he could. Now he is no longer here to protect them, and due to the recent 'leaks' of pictures of the children I am sure they will stumble across your website. All I ask of you is to please find it in your heart to stop these three beautiful, innocent children of suffering any more pain and heartache. Once again, this is completely up to YOU. I realise you do not know me, but I urge you to please read this e-mail over and see my point of view. Now that Michael is no longer with them Paris, Prince and Blanket need as much love and support that they can get. They of course have their incredibly loving family, but it is people like me and you that also need to look out for them. Throughout his life, Michael helped others and gave as much as he could to those in need. I am asking you to join me in giving back to him. The media attacked him throughout his life and it is because of this that people now unfairly judge him. I do not want to see this happen to his children, they have been through enough in their short lives and I really don't want to see them hurt or suffering any more. So please will you join me in helping them and their family. Please take down the jokes, and join Michael in changing the world to 'make it a better place.'
I look forward to hearing from you,
From email@example.com Fri Jun 18 18:52:01 2010
Subject: Michael Jackson Jokes
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:26:12 -0400
I was just writing to you in regards to your page of Michael Jackson jokes at http://williambader.com/mj.html. Please take that page down because it's very offensive, and Michael isn't even here anymore.
Please respect him enough to take it down.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Fri Jun 18 19:00:01 2010
From: "Cari anonimun" <email@example.com>
Subject: Remove jokes!
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:48:17 -0400
Hey, i saw your web: http://williambader.com/mj.html
and I ask that please close your page, or at least have the amability and decency to remove Michael's jokes. I know that you aren't going to do it because I'm telling you, but it seems that you don't have own life, so you have to annoy people really valuable and good.
I'm not the only so please close your web
From firstname.lastname@example.org Sun Jun 20 12:54:04 2010
From: "sweet mj" <email@example.com>
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Sun, 20 Jun 2010 16:01:21 +0300
hello ! how you doin'? great hopefully
im writting you this mail to ask you to remove this page , it's lik is :
http://williambader.com/mj.html it contain a very insulting jokes
it's so offensive and Michael does NOT deserve it , please im askin' you to remove , he was a very beautiful person who the media had done him very bad
the man has gone and he deserve all respect
again please remove this page
thanks for understanding
Before you send your brilliant prose to firstname.lastname@example.org, remember -- no curse words, and please be creative.
No fair copying from http://www.euphoria.force9.co.uk/realhumour/html/comments/commmj.html
or the MJ Fans Fight Back Forum http://www.voy.com/111854/ and http://www.voy.com/111854/31.html
or the Michael Jackson Followers http://www.mjfollowers.freewebspace.com/
or Bad Articles about Michael http://ultranet.ru/~keeper/mary-page/BurnTabloids.htm (which generously links to my mj.html page so all MJ fans have a chance to enjoy the jokes, but incorrectly states that I believe that the jokes are all true)
or Tommy Mottola's Guestbook http://books.dreambook.com/stopsony/crazytommy.html
And remember to use proper Email etiquette http://emailreplies.com/
By sending me hate mail, you acknowledge that I own all rights to the entire contents of your message, any images sent with the message, your email address, etc. Furthermore, you agree to make your email address publicly available on this or any other web site. You may not sue me for any reason, ever, and this disclaimer is subject to change without notice, and you are still subject to the rules regardless of any changes made. If you do not agree with these rules, then don't send me hate mail.
How this started
I have nothing against MJ. I might have even thought he was
cool when I was in school in the late 70's, although my brain hurts when I try to
think back that far. When I first made up this web site, I went through old emails,
and one was a short list of MJ jokes. Then in mid-2002, I started getting
semi-literate ALL UPPER-CASE hate mail.
I saved it at first, for lack of anything better to do,
but then I told a friend, and he said to go ahead and post it.
So I did. And then I got more email.
I thought for a few seconds about what to do, and it became obvious --
I had no choice but to post the new email as well.
I'm not creative enough to write stuff like that if I had to.
The email thing started to get out of control, but if people were going
to be on my case, I might as well do something to deserve it, right???
My little list of jokes was shorter than some of the emails complaining about it,
so I did a google search and added almost every joke that I found.
(Yes, some MJ "jokes" are too worthless for even me to post.
Be thankful that I have some discretion!)
All of the people above should thank themselves as well, because their email
was my inspiration to increase the list from 20 jokes to around 400.
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